Leave All Seriousness at the Door

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(I'm late but was somehow convinced this would be a good idea)
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There once was a girl who didn’t poem,
Or did but didn’t show 'em.
Then she had friends,
Who threw several pens,
And she figured let’s give it a go then.
'The creation of a single world comes from a huge number of fragments and chaos.' - Hayao Miyazaki




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I once was given a present,
It wasn’t particularly pleasant.
With big green eyes,
And no moral ties,
A panda of questionable descent.

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His name was Pandiferous the Splendid,
But he didn’t do what normal bears did.
He crept here and there,
Appeared out of nowhere,
And that wasn’t where it ended.

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For Easter I was given a bunny.
A Lindt one destined for my tummy.
But when I wanted it the most,
I didn’t come close,
Because Pandiferous thought this was funny.

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God, i love you so much.
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You win NaPo.
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I hate you a little I still think that bear is the most frightening thing ever
"Your jokes are scarier than your earrings." -Twit

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It was time for some weekly laundry,
A task I didn’t take to fondly.
But then what should appear,
A face to instil fear,
The bear who would make a good entrée.

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Pandiferous had an existential crisis.
About what the meaning of life is.
He found some mulled wine,
Had a little recline,
And found the answer allusive.

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There's something in his eyes that say run,
Some would say they could stun.
But on this particular occasion,
I was of the persuasion,
This panda is scariest with a gun!

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Even the evilest of pandas can tire,
Since all they do is conspire.
And so with a heavy head,
He went to bed,
And declared a temporary cease fire,

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I never thought he’d have a friend.
It was certainly something I didn’t intend.
But our little chappy,
Seems entirely happy,
And that’s something to commend.

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Pandiferous likes a good read,
And mostly he does it with speed.
But how should I voice,
That this particular choice,
Has trouble almost guaranteed.

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We have an impromptu garden.
So Pandy’s soul doesn’t harden.
But the plants are sick,
And this wee little prick,
Definitely won’t get a pardon.

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Thanks to those that helped with this one. You know who you are ;)
'The creation of a single world comes from a huge number of fragments and chaos.' - Hayao Miyazaki



When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him.
— Euripides