I want to be StellaThomas

Since it looks like our favorite lovetohate mod duo might be on its way out (evidenced here: We need to talk about StellaThomas.), I'd like to use this opportunity to request the name change I've always desired.

I want to be @StellaThomas.

I mean, if I'm being honest, it was really better with the space. But even so. Listen to the ring it has to it! Stella. Thomas. It's just so smooth, and way inappopriate for someone like the current StellaThomas. Someone named StellaThomas should never be so crass as so fight over a celebrity with her dear friend (especially when he wouldn't pick either of them anyway, in all reality). Were I to be StellaThomas I would always respect my friendships, and never try to steal a celebrity away from someone else. Even if I did deserve his love more.

And, really, Lauren2010 is such a blah username. It's not even 2010 anymore. That was, like, 5 whole years ago. It's time for a change. And what better change than for me to be StellaThomas. She won't miss it when she can never visit the site again, so what's the harm?

I'd also take Demeter, as a backup, if she gets the boot as well.

Lauren, with all due respect, you're treading on thin ice here.

P.S. I think StellaThomas is an ugly name.

@Demeter wouldn't you rather someone embody that name the way it deserves? I would totally reinvent what we now know to be StellaThomas.

I should hope so.

I knew it. I knew all along you were on her side. How could you betray me like this? I can't believe I read all your stupid teasers and pretended to like them when actually all along, you were working with her!

I guess it's my fault for creating the character of Laurel Sigrid to honour two of my frenemies. Well guess what? SHE IS GOING TO DIE. Horribly. In absolutely perfect detail. I hope you're happy.

You can have my name. Over my dead body. Now feck off.

@StellaThomas

All I'm saying is if by some chance you were no longer permitted within YWS' hallowed halls, wouldn't you want someone nice to take over your username and continue to bring honor to the Thomas name? It could be like you never even left.

Think about it.

We just need to reinstate spaces again, Stella[nospace]Thomas!

*convenient bump*