Funny Irony

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DrFeelGood
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Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:15 pm
DrFeelGood says... · Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:15 pm
Write funny contradictions here.

I'll begin with:

The irony is, 'verb' itself is a noun!
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Burrow
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:28 am
Burrow says... · Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:28 am
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I bet I could quit gambling

As I said before, I'll only say this once.

Its not my fault I don't take responsibility for my actions


This statement is false.

Don't you hate rhetorical questions?

I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!

Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!

The creation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Never believe generalisations.

Avoid alliterations always.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now

Just say NO to negativity

just found these, made me laugh :D
“The end of suffering does not justify the suffering, and so there is no end to suffering, what a mess I am, I thought, what a fool, how foolish and narrow, how worthless, how pinched and pathetic, how helpless."

~Extremely loud and incredible close
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Mea
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Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:02 pm
Mea says... · Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:02 pm
I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect.


Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
We're all stories in the end.

I think of you as a fairy with a green dress and a flower crown and stuff.
-EternalRain

I think you, @Deanie and I are like the Three Book Nerd Musketeers of YWS.
-bluewaterlily
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erilea
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Sun Jan 04, 2015 12:02 am
erilea says... · Sun Jan 04, 2015 12:02 am
I used to have writer's block, but now I can't possibly think of that.
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments
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SARAHJO
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Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:46 pm
SARAHJO says... · Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:46 pm
It's ironic how you feel most alive when your heart skips a few beats.
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."
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