Six Word Stories

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This six-word story brought to you by Ernest Hemingway.
Please reply with your six word story!

But first.
Rules.
Ugh.

Rules:
1. Must be six words or less.
Be careful! Counting is hard.
2. No language, if you please.
This is a family-friendly endeavor.
3. Think outside the text box.
Yes, I really did just say that.

Have fun!

Why do I fall in love?

One day I will find her.

Love conquers all.
Except me.
Perhaps.

Someday I will truly be free

Door ajar, footprints, never seen again.

Six word story? "Preposterous," I said.

One empty chair at the table.

Blood's hard to clean from carpets.

What is @StellaThomas's straight jacket size?

Once upon a time, the end.

A friendship that lasted.

Wedding dress specifications:
suitable for running.

She couldn't get rid of it.

I hate myself.

(Not really!!! This is the story. Up there. Not here.)