Crazy Typos/Autocorrect

Ever on chat and typed something super fast and your autocorrect messed it up? I've had plenty of typos come from my auto correct that are just plain ridiculous and I've accidentally posted them before!

Pancakes=Pancreas
Flite=Filter
Hello=Hellion
Raven=Racen, Raveb

Post some of your own here!

Writer: wrier
Potato: poto
Katya: kayta
Mark: math

This one was actually my mom's, but I think it's worth a mention: Kilwin's=Killings
Luckily, she caught it before posting on Facebook that we were downtown enjoying some killings.

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It words, guys, it words. XD

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I'm doomrr.

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I'm dooned, as well. My phone knows how to grammar.

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Someone, shot my peagen. I beg of you.

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I'm screen shotti things.

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My phone is a liaison.

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Elves are very talp.

@RavenMoonStone xD OH MY GOSH
I sound so annoying in all of these screen shots XD

I love Android's Swype app, but apparently keyboard means levitate. And normal means both journal and bitmap.

I tried texting "ROFL" (roll on floor laughing) to my friend and auto correct changed it to "Rough ghetto". -_-

Oh! Almost forgot about this.

Whovian: "asocial" and "Epicurean." Mind blown. XD

Tried to type the word "continued" into my phone and it ended up as "conti mmHg ed". See what the combination of fat fingers, small keyboard and auto correct gets you?

Once, I tried inputting Raxicallicofallapatorius (from memory) and it decided to make a sentence. Something about "rats calling flapping Tories".

That's BlackBerry for you.

Come one,eat swifter!=Come on, let's write!

BTWS, the second one was correct.

*BTW

Tiem

Halloween is alms ot let so let's brwZk out all those sweet tooths please!= Halloween is almost over so let's break out all those sweet tooths please!

Wonerufl=wonderful

I hoeo you have e a wonderful time here!=I hope you have a wonderful time here!

I rally hate autocorrect it San get you nowhere with spelling and all.=I really hate autocorrect it can get you nowhere with spelling and all.

The Cookie Monster, who his we, aunts cookies. Can you donate some?=The Cookie Monster, who is me, wants cookies. Can you donate some?

I think I am done with posing he now.=I think I am done with posting here now.

Some of mine were a bit rude, so I'd better not post them all here. >.>

A friend's name became "Ugandan" (well, the first and last letters were right, so...)

On my tablet, "YWS" constantly corrects to "yes".

Other typos and autocorrects:

I just wanted top fond out - I just wanted to find out
Auto camel - autocorrect
My troops are so bad today - My typos are so bad today