Let's Clear Out the Green Room!

Okay, I have a deal for you guys. Any of you that complete between 7 and 10 reviews in an hour, I will write a poem for you. I can't review myself, but I can give ya'll rewards for doing it!

This little prizey thing lasts from right now till the sad monkey goes away. What are you waiting for! Review!

--Spark

I did seven in an hour and ten? But I'll do three more right now

This is for @StellaThomas

your caramel hair looks best when you weave ribbons of dreams in them
braided goals i know you'll reach before i touch the stars in your eyes.
i think your stories about dragons and outerspace are so out of this world
i get lost in them and your chocolate words taste like honey and heaven.
i never thought a woman could look powerful in heels, until i met you
and you taught me the ways of lipsticked determination
to take over the world.
you might not have a crown
but i think you're a princess.

Hey!

This glorifies rushing through reviews!

Birkhoff wrote:Hey!

This glorifies rushing through reviews!

No, seven to ten reviews is very reasonable for an hour. (in fact, I'd say it was /easy/) I'm not asking for twenty or something crazy. This glorifies reviewing for a prize to get the green room cleaned out.

I did eight!

I guess. I'm just slow and methodical with my critiques.

I take about 20 minutes for each review, which means even if I worked at break neck speed I'd only get about three done. *sighs*