- ‘Make love, then war.’
- 1) Everyone will be given far more social and political freedoms. Anyone who disagrees with this position will be shot.
2) Every man and woman will be given the freedom to vote for, or become a member of, any political party. They will, however, also be shot.
3) We aim to end one of the most disgusting crimes of our time - racism - by deporting anyone who is not white.
4) We will end the pension crisis by making retirement illegal.
5) Any man engaging in homosexual behaviour will be shot.
6) It will be required by law that all women engage in homosexual behaviour.
7) We will decreases taxes. Then increases them. Then decrease them again. Anyone who is confused by this will be shot.
8) The teaching of the theories of Creationism or Intelligent Design in Science classes will be punished with death.
9) Sex with anyone - and anything - will be made legal. Loving sex between two consenting men will still be illegal.
10) We believe in freedom of religion (but only if your religion happens to be Atheism).
11) The porn industry shall be censored.
12) Children’s television will not be censored in any form.
13) Any woman who seeks an abortion will be shot.
14) Anyone who is not patriotic will be shot.
15) Patriotism will be redefined as being ‘supporters of the Liberal-Fascist Party’.
16) We will build less prisons. Criminals will instead be shot.
17) We reserve the right to shot anyone for any reason.
18) And finally - and perhaps most importantly - we will increase the production of bullets.
Vote for the Liberal-Fascist Party - the party of tomorrow!
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