If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Stays blue
4
17%
green
2
8%
purple
8
33%
black
0
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flesh color (peach-ish)
4
17%
other
6
25%
 
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Seriously, I have the shirt that says that, and have gotten so many different answers, I just really want to know this! If theres any colors you think it turns that I didn't add, tell me.
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A darker blue, perhaps?
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I always though they'd go red...t
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The simple answer is smurfs cannot be choked because there are nothing more than animations on screen therefore they do not have the biological makeup that would allow them to change colour if pressure was applied to there skin.

However if smurfs were real then they would go a brighter blue, presuming they have the same blood system as us.
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They turn red. It actually happened in one episode.
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This sounds like something MetalHead would have started... ^_^




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[quote="LamaLama"]They turn red. It actually happened in one episode.[/quote]

I knew it! Smurf knowledge =sign of genius :lol:
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I'll remember this. Do you happen to know which episode, so I can go find it on Youtube or something?
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Nope.
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So, they become the color of the communists that they are?

Personally, I vote for Green.
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smurfs are not communists. If they were older, or not blue, then sure. But as it is, they're just stupid little creatures.

Now, the Federation, from Star Trek, now THAT was communist.
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aaaah! I feel like randomly screaming to put this post closer to the top of the list in the lounge so more people will notice it and vote! aaaaaah!

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LamaLama wrote:smurfs are not communists. If they were older, or not blue, then sure. But as it is, they're just stupid little creatures.

Now, the Federation, from Star Trek, now THAT was communist.

They cant be communists, for two reasons: 1. most "redshirts" die quickly and 2. Communists woudln't make it into other star systems.
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I think this qualifies as randomness.

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Sweet. My poll is officially in randomness. Cool.
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