The Llama stood in the middle of the field. It was a very nice day, with the sun shining brightly down on the field.
Anikyru stared at the Llama with cold hatred, his blood boiled as the Llama chewed on his cud. That Llama was the one that had killed his father. The village he annihlated yesterday told him so.
His father had been a part of an elite assassin team, who had targetted the Llama, but all had perished.
"Anikyru, it does not look very dangerous," Nakooki said. Anikyru took out his sword and killed him.
"I HATE THAT LLAMA!" He screamed. His voice reverberated across the valley. The Llama stopped eating and looked towards Anikyru, who promptly disappeared into a bush.
After a minute, the Llama resumed chewing his cud. Anikyru glared after him.
"Anikyru! What the- YOU KILLED NAKOOKI!" Naruto screamed. The two ninjas launched into combat. The other ninjas in the assassin team leaped to attack Anikyru, but finally Anikyru emerged victorious, killing the other ninjas.
"Now to kill that Llama!"
Anikyru snuck down to the edge of the field. The Llama didn't notice him. Silly Llama! thought Anikyru, I shall slice you to ribbons and then use your skin to make a blanket. A nice, soft, WARM, CUDDLY BLANKET!
The Llama moved a little as he began to eat some more grass.
Anikyru jumped 30 feet, cartwheeling and spinning, before landing right in front of the Llama. The Llama stepped back, it's ears pinned back in what Anikyru could only assume to be fear. Anikyru unsheathed his ninja sword. The Llama lifted his head.
"You think you are better than me Llama? Well this is the blade that killed a village of people and all the other ninjas on my team. I will kill you, just like you killed my father."
The Llama spit out some grain.
"You disrespect ME! HEE-YAW!" the Ninja said, lunging into the air with his sword.
The Llama aimed and spat. A green liquid shot from between the Llama's cheeks and impacted on Anikyru's face. The smell was terrible and effected Anikyru instantly. The ninja covered his face as he fell into the grass. The ground gave way to him as he fell into a hole.
The Llama walked over to the edge of the hole, drooling some of the green liquid on top of Anikyru, who was unconcious. Then, grabbing a toaster, the Llama dropped it on top of Anikyru's head. It didn't work the first time, nor the second, but on the third time, the toaster unjammed, sending a piece of toast flying up through the hole into the Llama's mouth.
The Llama began to chew. After ten minutes, he had finished chewing. He carefully clamped onto the power cord and slowly dragged the toaster back to the top. He then walked to another part of the field, leaving the quickly dying ninja in the hole.
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