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  • The Country Song

    My wife left me My cat was hit by a car Termites have devoured my guitar So I sing this a capella I'm a real sad fella I lost my ...

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That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can fly.
— Rick Riordan, The Ship of the Dead