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  • Trail Mix

    I wrote this in English class, surrounded by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Walt Whitman, and Emily Dickenson... Trail Mix 1. He complained of the mosquitoes, Over ridges, Under trees, "Why hike," ...

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  • Armchair Poet

    By the way, I hope you understand why your favorite sports team lost yesterday. It's because you didn't watch them, didn't even listen to the radio, you thought that checking ...

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  • Ben and Jerry

    What did the cops find in Jeffery Dalhmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry!- Dave Barry's Guide to Guys *** When the third body high heels and nothing else tumbled from the ...

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  • Prayer Flags at Nam-Tso Lake

    Prayer Flags at Nam-Tso LakeA roll of prayer flagsis never alone,as it reaches across a gorgeor winds between jutting rocks.There are always other strings,who offer up their red and white ...

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  • You, the Arsonist

    You, the ArsonistThe writing exercise in front of the classconcerns a pile of leavesdepressed and repressedstricken from nature and laid to restunder a great fluorescent ceilingthis is a mausoleum –

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  • Hibernation

    Back where I’m from, people ask me if it’s cold where I live, as if expectinga “Yeah bro, Fucking cold.”But the truth is that Minnesota winters are worse in the ...

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Some people are hourglass shaped, some people are apple shaped, some people are pear shaped, some people are even bean pole shaped, but if we’re not careful we all become banana shaped. This is your gentle posture reminder.
— Ranger