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  • Trail Mix

    I wrote this in English class, surrounded by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Walt Whitman, and Emily Dickenson... Trail Mix 1. He complained of the mosquitoes, Over ridges, Under trees, "Why hike," ...

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  • Armchair Poet

    By the way, I hope you understand why your favorite sports team lost yesterday. It's because you didn't watch them, didn't even listen to the radio, you thought that checking ...

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  • Ben and Jerry

    What did the cops find in Jeffery Dalhmer's freezer? Ben and Jerry!- Dave Barry's Guide to Guys *** When the third body high heels and nothing else tumbled from the ...

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  • Prayer Flags at Nam-Tso Lake

    Prayer Flags at Nam-Tso LakeA roll of prayer flagsis never alone,as it reaches across a gorgeor winds between jutting rocks.There are always other strings,who offer up their red and white ...

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  • You, the Arsonist

    You, the ArsonistThe writing exercise in front of the classconcerns a pile of leavesdepressed and repressedstricken from nature and laid to restunder a great fluorescent ceilingthis is a mausoleum –

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  • Hibernation

    Back where I’m from, people ask me if it’s cold where I live, as if expectinga “Yeah bro, Fucking cold.”But the truth is that Minnesota winters are worse in the ...

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Always do what you are afraid to do.
— E. Lockhart, We Were Liars