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insane_pillow_eater

  • Buttocks and muffins

    Joana Banana Fo Fana was shopping for muffins at the grocery store the other day. I waved hi and she waved back, but I noticed something strange, her butt cheeks ...

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— Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus