Valhalla

Nice. Kind of vanilla, though. If you've been to church, you've heard the same thing a million times. Try to be more original in the next attempt. But yeah, I ...

The lighthouses line would be fixed if you simply added a "the" between "at" and "bay." Idioms are confusing even to me (a native English speaker).

Thank you for the review. I must ask how I might venture out of "my comfort zone" to entertain you? You told me it didn't satisfy you, but you did ...