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They don't quite fit your criteria, but I recommend Catherine Webb's books, because they're awesome, funny fantasy and I haven't met anyone who's read them yet.

I'm jealous. *steals Teague's mix, cactus and cover art*

Guys, please keep this on topic and don't clog up the thread. Chat somewhere else.

Ymbaratoi ‘Da, what’s green and yellow melancholy?’ ‘Like in Twelfth Night? I’m not sure. Lines in plays sometimes had to have a certain number of syllables, see, so maybe Shakespeare ...

It may help to go back and reread the first and third chapters, ( Drych-ddelwedd and Arhosfeydd ) as I edited some things into them Fárwel ‘I – I beg ...

Technically, Jesus didn't have a dream of washing the world away. Perhaps you could liken yourself to Brian next time?

Canlyniad Jorge frowned. ‘But it’s ugly. It’s strange.’ ‘Yes.’ The watch captain jingled my lead about in his hand. ‘It’s an animal.’ ‘Yes.’ ‘It’s a freak.’ ‘Yes.’ ‘A

Cyfeiriad newydd ‘Look, I’m… I’m really sorry about all of this, Quennel.’ Pace popped his knuckles, looking at the hall floorboards. ‘I don’t understand the freaks. They’ve never been

Do you think they will be called Leika and Lua? Oh, but that would be unoriginal. What about Elladan and Elrohir?

Aflonyddwch emosiynol Cold. Still with my eyes closed, I curled up tight and wrapped my arms around myself. I tried to scrub my upper arms with my hands and still ...

I pushed back my hair and fixed my sheets, wiping a tear away from my eye . This is purely personal, but I don’t like that phrase. Tears run off ...

Chapter Six ‘Kneel!’ We hastily dropped onto our knees, apart from Raoulin-man’us, who had to be forced down. Lorens kept a restraining hand on Spot’s back. ‘So, these are the ...

Yes, I see now. (I still think she should have just taken the jump and accepted but meh, that's just me.) I do get it, just wish she had done ...

Chapter Seven ‘Heigh ho, heigh ho, it’s off to work we go.’ –The Seven Dwarfs I rocked on my feet impatiently outside Resek’myr’s quarters. The cold wind whipped down my ...

Craffter busnes ‘I beg your pardon?’ The man sighed and began again. ‘What is your n-n-n-n-name?’ I grinned. His stutter was hilarious. ‘The Raven, the only hybrid out of Kiona.’ ...