The Pig Sty
Tell-y tell-y tell-ephone! See the tell-evision on. Tune the tell-emarketer And make 'im tell all. Tell-y tell-y tell-y tell-y telly ...
May 12, 2005
Why does it always seem to be that way? You come up and I start to sway. I look in your eyes, my own mingled in hate. But I can't ...
Jul 11, 2005
The Ultimate Ride Chapter 1 Natalie shuddered. Why did her friends persuade her to go to Taprato theme park? All her friends ever did was go to the big rides ...
Sep 20, 2005
Author's Note: This piece is old and abandoned. Enjoy this bit of writing practice by a younger Snoink, if you so desire, but critiques and any other insults or suggestions ...
Oct 14, 2005
SNOINK IS A 40 YEAR OLD MAN AP Today, a man, suspected of child molestation, was arrested. Known as "Snoink" on the internet, he posed as a 17 year old ...
Nov 11, 2005
Caution: This is really really freaky. Yeah yeah... who cares, right? But if you get upset with violently graphic scenes or horribly drawn out characters, don't read this. In fact, ...
Nov 13, 2005
My Love, I am in no doubt that you are aware of the circumstances surrounding this delicate matter, but I am afraid that the rumors involved are deceiving and manipulative ...
Nov 22, 2005
Autumn leaves are falling down Falling down Falling down Autumn leaves are falling down My dear daddy! Get the rake and rake 'em up Rake 'em up Rake 'em up ...
Nov 27, 2005
When your head starts to spin And your mind gently bends And you want to be obsessed Without all that mess And your teeth yearn to ache With the sweetness ...
Dec 13, 2005
She was running, but she didn’t quite know why. After all, it was just an accident. It wasn’t her fault – really. It was all society’s fault… yeah, that was ...
Jan 19, 2006
I remember, today you asked me how I could ever love you, the scientist I was. I remember how I responded also. I froze, a panicked look on my face ...
Jan 6, 2007
Er... a couple of notes! This is me playing around with my novel. The fourth part is something that I wrote relatively recently. It's not working right, at all. Or ...
Dec 16, 2011
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
— William James