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  • Novel / Chapter » General, General Re: Lighthouse - Prologue

    At this time, I was only a young girl of the age of six, born on December 3rd 1929. Ok, well I'm not sure if the exact date is necessary, ...

    Dec 23, 2008
  • Poetry » Other, General Re: short poem

    Chapped Eating the dandruff scabs off my head my eyes are watering from nonexistent onions or emotions always there is a pipe cleaner constricting my heart or scalding jello in ...

    Dec 22, 2008


The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties.
— Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians