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MagnusBane

  • Ink Catcher

    All right, I have successfully beat my inner editor into submission (let's just say it took two sporks and one hysterical muse), so here's the very beginning of my story. ...

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  • So You Want To Rule The World?

    Do you want to rule the world? Then this is the post for you! This was written by myself, and my friend JK. Please, don't take it too seriously. Introduction ...

    3 min read
  • Giant Eagle Jungle

    I really had no idea where to put this... Giant Eagle Jungle The rusty, decrepit old jeep bounces wildly over the gnarled old roots that are sprawled across the jungle ...

    5 min read
  • What path to take? Part 1

    “It appears to be the remains of a glass slipper,” I said, squinting through my magnifying glass. The splintered pieces of the shoe were scattered in the leaves, jagged edges ...

    18 min read
  • Easter Bunnies Attack: Part 1

    This is for a contest and it's due tomorrow, so any comments would be appreciated. “I don’t understand!” the gingerbread cookie wailed, its frosting-coated mouth trembling. “Santa said – ”

    5 min read
  • Easter Bunnies Attack: Part 2

    “I’m warning you!” he yelled, pleased that his voice sounded reasonably steady. “I’m armed and dangerous, and I’m a highly trained… ninja elf!” “No, you’re not,” Todd whimpered a

    6 min read


“All stories are true," Skarpi said. "But this one really happened, if that's what you mean.”
— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind