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  • The Ugly Barnacle

    Once there was a barnacle, he was sooo ugly that everybody died the end.

    • Short Story
    • Culture ยท Fantasy
    4 min read


I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
— Homer Simpson