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Emerson

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  • Chionophobia #0.01

    Scene: A baby clothes shop, filled with mostly women. KYLE is shopping like he may be on crack, and JON is following carelessly JON: So, Why are we shopping for ...

    7 min read
  • Prosthesis: The Condensed Version

    Because it was about time I wrote a fanfic script.. --- Scene: A park. It’s raining. KYLE: We’re getting married. JON: Wait, what? With who? KYLE: I’m marrying Ariel, Jon. ...

    5 min read
  • The Break In: a YWS fanfiction [Part Two added]

    Chet adjusted his tie and sighed. “How long until we’re live?” he asked, looking around the crowded news room. “Thirty seconds,” said a kid with a head set and a ...

    5 min read


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