CreepDan

Actually, I spelled "childe" correctly, it means young knight. I spelled it this way to convey that I am new to the writing craft.

I've gone with "they created for me four imaginary relationships that I can recall." Thanks for the help.

Just to clarify, are you confused about what the first two imaginary partners were? As in, the ones before Spooner? I want to clarify this so I can fix it. ...

My only criticism is to change the word "Hoover" to "Hover," unless you meant to talk about the vacuums/the President. Other than that, I enjoyed this piece.