Corncob

Too late for me.

Yes. I am the oracle for future featured works. I have been wrong before, but no matter. I shall not be wrong again.

I have a strange feeling this will be featured soon.

Strange, though I usually agree with you, I'm against you on this one. If they want the literary spotlight, the most they can do is bump it. If you're going ...

Like Blackwood suggests, it would make more sense to change trolling to bullying, not just in the title but in all the other places you bring it up. Please, SportyWriter, ...

First off, I just want to say that I completely and utterly agree with BlockedWriter21; this work is FABULOUS. I mean, it's just so emotional, and clever, and sweet, and ...

I think I'm addicted to commenting on this piece of genius.

I did. xD

Blackwood wants people to think he's not kidding, so they will react. It's the point. He is not kidding, everyone. Not kidding.

Ooh, boy, this is just smashing. Keep talking, Shtoobie, keep talking! Blackwood and Strange love ya.

I know, that's why I said it.

This is satire, bud.

I knew this would be featured! I knew it!

Wow, thanks for the explicit review. I extremely appreciate it.

Thanks for changing it to fondling. I think that's the only time I'll ever say that sentence and be completely serious. Or say that sentence in the first place. xD