BarrettBenedict

Very rarely does reading something make me laugh out loud. Kudos.

I enjoyed the Lovecraftian imagery, but as having just read this moments ago, all I can walk away with or comment on is the impression it leaves, which frankly, makes ...

Yes, it's true that I have a bad attitude when it comes to taking criticism from this site. But that's mainly from having had even my best works completely ignored ...

At no point did I say this was deep. What is expressed in this poem (for the most part) is common knowledge. What I am saying is that I would ...

Um, regular people suck. Why would I ever want to write something for those sods? You write something for me to enjoy, then maybe I will consider writing an ode ...

I'm sorry, I believe you misunderstood. I consider crazybob to be a kick ass writer, I was merely suggesting that his talents might be wasted on this website. Which is ...

Ah, you are one of my favorite writers. Why come to this place? It is not deserving of your talents. This piece made me giddy, in it's perfection. Write the ...

Good lord, it is CrazyBob. If I had one piece of advice for you my friend, it would be to never come back to this website again. It is 90% ...

Before you write your ode to dimebag you should buy the dimevision DVD. Watch the expression on his face when he's playing any solo during that entire dvd, and try ...

I suppose the word haiku doesn't mean much to many of you. I enjoyed this, and I'm glad to see the haiku form infused with such wit.

The issue is not that I don't know how to take a bad critique. My frustration stems from the fact that the people on this website seem to be the ...

Please young writers, tell me what it is that you find so appalling about my polysyllables. You say it is too wordy? Perhaps it is you, who is not wordy ...

This is a poop joke, disguised as a poem. Nothing more. The wordiness is to prove that not all toilet humor needs to be simple and crass.

Oops. Thanks for pointing that little mistake out. Yeah, this would mainly fall under the category of poetic prose, but there is no real place to post prose here, only ...

My God, I loved this. The style is so reminiscent of some of my favorite sci-fi writers, such as Philip K. Dick and Michael Moorcock (pardon my french). But in ...