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Ah.

Also, seriously? Credits? I think we can figure out that you made this.

My topic is educational YouTube, and when Mrs. Misrahi suggested "You could do something like one of those educational YouTube videos! Does anyone know anything about those?" Sean whispered "Alanna ...

%u201C%u2026because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff%u2026 Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can%u2019t-control-yourself love it.

@icannothearthings I TOLD YOU THE GUY IN FROZEN WAS GAY! I pointed that out to her, but she didn't believe me.

@icannothearthings I TOLD YOU THE GUY IN FROZEN WAS GAY! I pointed that out to her, but she didn't believe me.

Technically the Disney franchise has made stories about homosexual couples, but that was on Disney Channel. Since the 5 year old actress starring in the show started receiving death threats ...

Personally I think Shakespeare insults are the best comeback.

Inaccurate fanfiction still counts, because that's why a lot of people write it. If someone doesn't like how a story turns out, they can write it their own way (which ...

I think this counts as Night Vale fanfiction, because you wrote it in Night Vale style. Like how you mentioned the dog flap, yet you don't have a dog flap.

Wow. Sexist (even though you're a girl).

HAHA REMEMBER THE TIME YOU SAID JUST THIS ONCE HAHA

Definitely :D

This was funny, but maybe you shouldn't make the title nosebleed. It kind of spoils it...

EEEEE! I loved this! It was long, but that makes it more of a poetic story than just a poem, which I love.