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ZZAP the Modslayer

Sir Sterling ft. A Pipe of Blue Smoke

I'm old. I'm ugly. And I wish I was fat. I'm missing two fingers or perhaps seven. I follow dogs. I dump on cats and politicians' frogs. I'm extra slow. Not very careful. When I jump, I fart. I love to eat fruit tarts. I'm scared of jump ropes because they might hang me. I drink tea and poke folks. I like sleep. But I hate pillows. So I use marshmallows.


Interests

Reading Fantasy, Reading Philosophy, Reading Manga, Reading Manhwa, Writing Poetry, Watching Anime, Playing Magic: the Gathering, Playing cRPGs, Studying Languages

Occupation

Student of Linguistics


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
— Dr. Seuss