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ZZAP the Modslayer

Sir Sterling ft. A Pipe of Blue Smoke

I'm old. I'm ugly. And I wish I was fat. I'm missing two fingers or perhaps seven. I follow dogs. I dump on cats and politicians' frogs. I'm extra slow. Not very careful. When I jump, I fart. I love to eat fruit tarts. I'm scared of jump ropes because they might hang me. I drink tea and poke folks. I like sleep. But I hate pillows. So I use marshmallows.


Interests

Reading Fantasy, Reading Philosophy, Reading Manga, Reading Manhwa, Writing Poetry, Watching Anime, Playing Magic: the Gathering, Playing cRPGs, Studying Languages

Occupation

Student of Linguistics


Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
— Homer Simpson