I wrote this with two friends on a field trip to the science museum.
one day i found a dime in the street
i kicked it onto a juicy slab of dog meat
and as i listened to Limp Bizkit's beat
my underwear exploded in a cloud of white heat
flames licked my ass as i took a seat
on a toilet and shat a million gallons of milk sour
when who appeared at my greatest need and his greatest hour
but my father and my sister with her beautiful red flower
she said "have you seen Daddy's beautiful white tower?"
it made me blossom like a peach
"tell me, brother, what techniques can YOU teach?"
i said "nay, my fair sister, now tear me a square of toilet paper
one for me, and one for my fellow capers
now i don't care 'bout its make or its shape or its
gruff rough and tough texture so coarse and comforting
it makes me bleed buckets
i'll pay anything for it
as long as it's worth the ducats"
at which point father said "suck it"
and my sister pointed at her cherry's core and said "fuck it"
they're a sick couple, my dad and her
scratchy as sand and painted like burrs
i stuck my fingernail under my anus
we fucked existentially, like Albert Camus
until he called me a fussy ignoramous
i told him "fuck off my brown shit is famous
i'm an artist, dammit, an Oscar nominee
so take your nappy ass weed and get outta my tree"
suddenly it began to rain and the water seeped through the walls
and the eyes of the dolls shifted left, shifted right
the silent sound of long-past deaths echoed through the halls
my lungs filled with aching life, i drowned
ferocious was the hound
in the house, in the kitchen
shattered silverware and blood
on the tiles - just a smidgen
yet still the maiden voiced her cry,
ceaseless were her blurred thirsts for lust
it was all i could do to indulge her with a forward thrust
THAT'S HOW I FUCKED HER
TIGHT WET PUSSY
LUBRICATED COCK
GRUNTS FROM MY THROAT
AND A HAND ON MY GLOCK
THE BARREL OF THE GUN I
SQUEEZED AGAINST HER TEMPLE
SHE MOANED "AHH UHH"
BEFORE I PULLED THEEEE TRIGGER
CRIMSON CAN OF PAINT
SOMEONE WHIPPED IT AGAINST THE WALL
AND HER MANNEQUIN BODY AT MY FEET
