Six Word Stories

One website I found is sixwordstories.net and I absolutely love clicking through it! The name says it all: you have to write stories only six words long.

So, I wanna see your six word stories in this thread! Let's see what people can come up with.

Here are mine:
Dynamics of flight nominal. WAIT, NO!
Stuck in tiny ball, Charmander plotted.
Mayans only ran out of rock.
Galactic swashbucklers commit debauchery on Mars.

Unlike water, fire has infinite power.

Music traps her inside the iPod.