Read it - you know you want to

Greetings meinem lieblings. I am taking care to use good grammar when making this post. I'm a good girl, I am.

First, an attention-grabber: PONIES UNICORNS GLITTER OMG OMG OMG READ THIS IT'S THE BEST THING SINCE EDWARD CULLEN'S AWESOME PASTY-WHITE SPARKLY AB-MUSCLES.

Gotcha? All right, read on.

*hem hem* I've never been on a writing forum before, so forgive in advance me for all the mistakes I'll inevitably make. I'm not in the habit of making enemies on purpose, but sometimes due to my blunt and... shall we say, tactless way of phrasing things, sometimes I accidentally offend people when I assure you it was only my intention to help.

Anyway that's enough boring blather, I suppose. I'm not a very interesting person... on the outside. Inside I'm teaming with dark and horrifying secrets... Curious? You'll just have to get to know me better. HaHA. I'm here looking for friends, some gentle writing guidance (or, you know, not so gentle - I am not afraid, rawr), and perhaps people to bully around with some critiques of my own? I often find I have very little life aside from the internet, so pleeease don't hesitate to pm/message me and alleviate my boredom!

If you have any questions about anything I do or anything I am, feel free to ask. I have nothing to hide.

Okay I may have something to hide.

Or I MAY NOT.

Or I might.

You'll just have to wait and seeeee... *evil cackle*

Anyway this is getting long (that's what she said?) so I'd better just stop rambling. Catch y'all laterz! If you've read this far, you are a stalwart hero and I thank you for bearing with my sometimes-pretentious style. Cheerio, eh?

Love actually,
Sarah

Well, here's your first rule-don't use so many caps. And, I too, am teaming with dark and horrifying secrets, except I don't hide them with a fake personality. You seem to be as crazy as me. So we shall be great friends. But what if we're enemies? They say opposites attract, but if we're one and the same, we must be sworn to.... fight to the death. Anyway, So here's your little rulebook for the site: topic813.html Any other questions?!?! I doubt it, but just in case, ask a moderator. So... besides this, what have we got to talk about? Favorite book? Movie? What do you like to write? Poetry? Books? Kid's Stories? Haikus? Scripts? (If you write scripts, then we are obviously the same person) So have fun on the site, and check out the chat room. I'd love to have a chat with you.

The caps were an attention-grabber, clearly. *scowl* Ooh my kitty is scratching at my door... heehee

By the way, I realized that the word should actually be "teeming," I believe. But HAH, you didn't call me out on it. So there.

Actually, what's the point of having secrets if you don't hide them? Doesn't that actually defeat the whole definition of the word "secret"? Oh this is fun.

Oh yes we shouuuuld chat sometime. I'd like to see what it's like talking to somebody who is exactly like me but with an extra chromosome. I actually... hmmmm. I have written scripts in the past, but for the most part I prefer to stick to short stories - I've started quite a few novels in my time, but I've only finished... about four, if I remember correctly.
Also I'm a musician, so if you don't like music I shall hate you forever. It's my major in college, y'know. I play violin and piano and I'm a singer.

My favorite book... hmmm... it's just too hard to narrow it down. I like anything by Kurt Vonnegut, I loved Jane Eyre and I used to read a looot of fantasy novels. Not so much anymore. Oh, and I pretty much hate happy endings. I love them, but I hate them at the same time... there's no realism there, you know? Anyway, I'm off.

OH, I did have one question - how do you make it so you get an automatic notification when you get a reply to your topics?
Love actually,
Meeeee

Dude, you had me at sparkly magical ponies.

Welcome to YWS, oh strange one! Remember! Cannibalism is strictly not allowed. So AVOID EATING THE SWINE.

So... you're calling me a swine, then? that's all right, that's cool.

and YES I'm strange. Thank you for noticing. FREE HUGS!

Hey, I can't help it if I taste like bacon.

Woooooo! Free hugs!

I think you click "subscribe to topic." It should be on the very top of each topic!

Hello there!

Welcome to YWS!!

Hope you enjoy staying here. I remember you on chatroom before. Anyways, how are you doing? It's nice you're an open person. I hope I get to see some of your pieces that I wish I can easily relate.
Don't forget the major two rules in here:

1. If you don't review, you won't get reviews.
2. Enjoy!


Lastly, PM me if you have any question, let me know! If you want a review, please don't hesitate to ask one. Just click on the "Request" url link on my signature.

Peace out!

_yuri_

Welcome to YWS! Nice to meet you! I'm WD. *tips top hat* And glittering pony unicorns are fantastic. Anyways, I hope you're having a good time on here so far! We are honored to have you! I can't wait to see your work on the forums! Are you working on anything currently? If you ever have any questions or need anything, feel free to PM me! Have a fabulous day!