Bartemius Wins Peace Prize

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Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:04 pm
Nate says... · Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:04 pm
Bartemius Wins Peace Prize
Associated Press
by Pseudo Steve, AP Norway Correspondent - Fri Oct 9, 7:51 am ET

The awarding of the Nobel Peace Prize to Bartemius landed with shock in a stunning turn of events today.

"Bartemius has shown the world hope," Dr. Snoink said in Oslo this morning. "This award is in honor of him saying that he will do stuff."

However, critics at home were scathing. "Bugger!" YWS Citizen PenguinAttack declared. "I've done more than that self-obsessed dingo."

In other news, Firestarter won the nobel prize for literature for promising to write a book.
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Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:24 pm
smorgishborg says... · Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:24 pm
Yes, yes it seems pretty premature and presumptuous. (Nobel for alliteration?).

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YO OBAMA, IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MARTIN LUTHER KING INSPIRED THE MOST HOPE OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME! - twitter

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Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:46 pm
Meshugenah says... · Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:46 pm
Nate wrote:In other news, Firestarter won the nobel prize for literature for promising to write a book.
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Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:05 pm
Snoink says... · Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:05 pm
YAY! YWS represents, yo!
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