Bug Stopper Review Template Contest

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Snoink
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Fri May 01, 2026 10:34 pm
Snoink says... · Fri May 01, 2026 10:34 pm
Hi all!

As you no doubt know by now, we have a bit of an... infestation. We might have to summon the Golden Goose to kill off the buggies, in fact. Which means a new review template is in order!

What is a review template? Look at @alliyah's amazing post for an explanation! And look at this post in particular as an example as to what a review template looks like.

The theme for my contest? Bug Stopper. Make a review template about bug spray. Or venus fly traps. Or butterfly nets. Or crop dusters. Or birds. Or insecticide. Whatever. Just make it about stopping bugs.

1st place: 500 points
2nd place: 250 points
3rd place: 100 points

LET'S DO THIS.
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Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!
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