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Sat Jul 12, 2025 6:30 am
ToastK says... · Sat Jul 12, 2025 6:30 am
july 11th best line

heavy cursing. I replaced them with places in the UK starting with the same letter but still just in case.
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"Ughasedgfhjfdhlkgjadfhkl;ghjjrekfghFelthamFerryhillFindhorndhgjssadlForfarFLITWICKadhsgjk."
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Tue Jul 15, 2025 5:56 am
ToastK says... · Tue Jul 15, 2025 5:56 am
july 14th best line

How do I ask him for this recipe? Well… That’s not really what’s important right now.

(context: our mc is eating an orange pie baked by a demon)
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Tue Jul 15, 2025 6:53 pm
ToastK says... · Tue Jul 15, 2025 6:53 pm
july 15th best line

They say that you gain 5 pounds when you enter high school but that turned out to be a lie. I gained 10 pounds. That’s false advertising.
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Fri Jul 25, 2025 12:37 am
ToastK says... · Fri Jul 25, 2025 12:37 am
july 24th best line

TW: Cursing
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Wow, look at the lava! F*ck! Ow, my hubris. Do you think hubris is expensive in hell? I can probably go to the market and buy tomatoes for cheaper.
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