Google Translate Game

Original: Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.
― Friedrich Nietzsche

After: Some people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want to be disappointed.

I think Google Translate is now better than it used to be.

Original: You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...
— Dr. Seuss

After: You have a brain in your head. You have shoes. You can control yourself in whatever way you choose. You are alone. And you know. Then you decide where you are going ...
- So. Seuss

I think my favorite part of this was watching how the word "Dr." got changed between the languages lol one had it as Doktor which was really satisfying haha -- but also, savage: You are alone.

Original: All the greatest things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom; justice; honor; duty; mercy; hope. —Winston Churchill

After: Great things are simple and are defined by one word: freedom; Betul; Respect; optimistic work. "Johnston Churchill."

Before: Arise! Awake! Stop not until the goal is reached. - Swami Vivekananda

After: Coolie! Coolie! Do not stick to your goals - Swami Vivekananda

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Original: Ekibastus would never have set out on the pilgrimage if he had known that he would be venerated as a saint after his demise. (From my short story)

After: If Aquimbastos had known that he would be honored as a saint after his death, he would never have made the pilgrimage.

“She doesn't even go here!" — Damian Leigh

To:

“He won't even come here!"

Original: But human influence, a deadly poison, deceives them with a false fact. The premonition is a deception of their brain. The duration has nothing to do with all this.

Life is neither short nor long. It is happy or unhappy. (From my novel)

After: But human emotions - toxins - are misleading and misleading. The first is the imagination of their minds. Time is life.

Life is neither short nor long. Happy or unhappy?

hahah i like that you pulled in your own novel

I thought that would look funny.


Original: hahah i like that you pulled in your own novel

Translated: Haha I like throw up your story

Using the quote I used for goatifying in an earlier thread!

The original quote:

Cowards die many times before their deaths; but the valiant will never taste of death but once.

— Julius Caesar

The new quote:

Cowards die many times before they die; but the brave never know death except once.

It's...surprisingly not as different as I thought it would be??? It doesn't hit as hard as the first one, but it still has the same vibes and energy.

Original: Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
— Henry David Thoreau

After: Every generation mocks the old style, but religion follows the new.
"Henry David Toll."

I think Google translate was worse back in the days.

To answer before listening—that is folly and shame.
— Proverbs 18:13

To:

Answer before you listen - it's stupid and embarrassing.
Proverbs 18:13