Who should I sacrifice my report card to?

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Who should I sacrifice my report card to?

  • Cthulu 35%
  • The Glow Cloud 26%
  • Herobrine 13%
  • Other [Please specify who in the replies!] 26%

Total votes: 23

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Mageheart
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Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:01 am
Mageheart says... · Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:01 am
My school made a mistake when printing out report cards; none of them said honors or high honors on them. Anyone who should have gotten one that said either one of those had to get a corrected version from the guidance office.

So now I have the actual, correct report card and the one I got first. Burning it for the sake of burning it seems too simple. Who should I sacrifice it to?
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Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:12 am
Virgil says... · Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:12 am
This is actually hilarious. I love your sense of humor. But to answer your question, there is only one answer to it: Our Lord and our Heart, Pat Buchanan. Who else is worthy of having an incorrect report card burned for them?

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Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:17 am
Vervain says... · Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:17 am
All hail the glow cloud.
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Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:22 am
Steggy says... · Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:22 am
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Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:49 am
Snoink says... · Sat Jan 28, 2017 1:49 am
When in doubt, choose Pat.
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Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:43 am
Amnesia says... · Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:43 am
@freakforchrist is the obvious answer though if you can reach them I ask you sacrifice it to Pat.
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Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:55 pm
Mageheart says... · Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:55 pm
As of right now, here's the votes for who I should sacrifice my report card to!

Cthulu: 4
The Glow Cloud: 4
Herobrine: 1
Pat Buchanan: 2
@Steggy's Guinea Pig: 1
@freakforchrist: 2
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Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:34 pm
Remington38 says... · Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:34 pm
I vote to Cthulu! You can never go wrong with a creature made in in the dark twisted mind of Lovecraft.
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