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Sorry if the horn squeaking was a bit painful. I didn't get round to paying the horn players...

Hello. :) I like bacon. And writing. Amongst other things. I've been writing for a loooooong time. Well, correction: I've been thinking about writing for a very long time. Granted, I've written a lot of fanfiction back in the day, but alas, I feel bad nicking other people's ideas so much and pooing all over them with my romantic ideas for them all. I don't think they'd appreciate the smell.

I can write on prompt. How else did I manage to rescue my entire English Language paper from near disaster to decency? Luck, perhaps. But one can dream. :P I enjoy writing. I think it's awesome, and when I'm in the zone, awesome times are awesome. But I find it so dreadfully difficult to come up with my own ideas that are worthy of the death of a few trees that my own writing journey kinda gets sidetracked at the cake shop round the corner and back home again. So therefore, I come here. To get over my cake addiction, and actually write something.

I also struggle to read. Not literally, just I struggle to get into stories these days. I enjoy realistic, real life stories, if you like, and if I'm pushed for the truth, I do love it when love prevails and stuff. Because who doesn't love it when the characters have this impossible love story that you just envy forever and ever and pretend you're not really forever alone and really there is love in the world and yes and yes and yes. But indeed, I need to get into reading as well. Basically, I'm a literary lost cause and need a lifeboat! xD

So yeah. Hey. :)
Gehör ich hier denn noch dazu? Oder bin ich längst schon draußen?
Ich bin jetzt. Ich bin hier. Ich bin ich. Das allein ist meine Schuld.


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Hey there, TacticalBacon, and welcome to the site! Judging from your introduction, I think you'll fit in quite nicely around here. :)

Perhaps you'll find some stories around here that you can get into; there's a wide variety of good reads to be found. What sorts of things do you write, aside from fanfiction?

If you need any help, have any questions, or need some reviews, just let me know. :)

Happy writing!
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Hi Bacon! You have such a cool name.

You said you were addicted to cake - what sort is your favourite? I'm partial to chocolate cake myself, and it's even better with some whipped cream on the side.

I sort of want cake now...

Anyway! Welcome to YWS, and I hope you will like it here! If you have any questions, feel free to message me or something!
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Hi Bacon!

Welcome to YWS! :) It's great to have you. Cake is delicious. What kinds do you like? I'm a baker myself. However, I had to give up bacon when I became a vegetarian about two years ago, something my family still teases me endlessly about (but it's all in good fun!)

You remind me of one of my best friends. She thinks about writing a lot, but then she never actually goes and does it. What genres would you be interested in? And I totally get what you mean about the impossible love stories; they make you feel good but at the same time. Which is funny because I'm writing one myself right now.

Anyway, hope you stick around!

Feel free to shoot me a PM if you have any questions. :)

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Thank you for replying, everyone who replied! :) Thanks for welcoming me here, it looks a nice community already. :)

Payne wrote:Hey there, TacticalBacon, and welcome to the site! Judging from your introduction, I think you'll fit in quite nicely around here. :)

Perhaps you'll find some stories around here that you can get into; there's a wide variety of good reads to be found. What sorts of things do you write, aside from fanfiction?

If you need any help, have any questions, or need some reviews, just let me know. :)

Happy writing!


Heeehee, thanks. Does that mean everyone around here is addicted to cake? :o I think I'm going to like it here.... ;) Erm...I quite like the thought of dystopian society, you know, like anarchy in the city or whatever. But everything I write is seemingly fit for the rubbish bin. >.< It just seems too...melodramatic and shizzle. Maybe that's just my brain being a twit, but hey ho, I'll get there soon. :P

Demeter wrote:Hi Bacon! You have such a cool name.

You said you were addicted to cake - what sort is your favourite? I'm partial to chocolate cake myself, and it's even better with some whipped cream on the side.

I sort of want cake now...

Anyway! Welcome to YWS, and I hope you will like it here! If you have any questions, feel free to message me or something!


Hey Demeter! :) Heheh, I like Bacon as a nickname. :P Thank you ^^ Gosh! There's so much to choose from! :) There needs to be chocolate somewhere, so I do love chocolate gâteaux and a bit of Mud Pie is sickeningly gorgeous. :) But I also love my cheesecake, as long as they don't ruin it by putting real fruit on top. ;) Thanks for welcoming me! :)

Elinor Brynn wrote:Hi Bacon!

Welcome to YWS! :) It's great to have you. Cake is delicious. What kinds do you like? I'm a baker myself. However, I had to give up bacon when I became a vegetarian about two years ago, something my family still teases me endlessly about (but it's all in good fun!)

You remind me of one of my best friends. She thinks about writing a lot, but then she never actually goes and does it. What genres would you be interested in? And I totally get what you mean about the impossible love stories; they make you feel good but at the same time. Which is funny because I'm writing one myself right now.

Anyway, hope you stick around!

Feel free to shoot me a PM if you have any questions. :)


Hello Elinor! :) I'm rather jealous you're a baker; I've never been much of a dab hand in the kitchen, I just eat whichever cake is made for me :P And I honestly could not do without bacon, or meat for that matter. >.< So much wiiiiin. But, hey, when we carnivores have eaten all of the other edible animals into extinction, you'll be having the last laugh waving brussel sprouts at us. (Yuckyuckyuck!).

As I mentioned before, I'm quite interested in a disaster of global proportions happening and people have to adapt to it (maybe I've just watch too many 2012 videos on my wanderings around the murky depths of YouTube :P), but I'm also interested in writing like...hmm...it's hard to explain. Like a personal journey. Like a realistic story where the character is having a major problem and shiz is going down and stuff, but I'm not sure what I can do there. :P oh well, it'll come! :)

Thanks again guys!!
Gehör ich hier denn noch dazu? Oder bin ich längst schon draußen?
Ich bin jetzt. Ich bin hier. Ich bin ich. Das allein ist meine Schuld.


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Welcome to YWS! I like the name. I like it very much. If you post any of your writing, shoot me a PM, I'd be happy to review it :)
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