Queer Jokes
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Because sometimes we could all use a laugh.
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Pretty much all of mine are going to come from Tumblr because humor is not my strong point.
The Asexual Agenda: Netflix and ACTUALLY chilling. -
One might say I’ve got an ace up my sleeve. It’s me. I’m the ace. I’m in my sleeve.
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A trans person, a bisexual, and an asexual walk into a bar...
...And order a ton of drinks because they’re getting really tired of being excluded in the cishet and LGBTQIA+ communities. -
My friend just asked me about my sexuality....
I couldn’t give her a straight answer. -
How do you console your non-binary friend?
Pat them on the shoulder and say “Their, their..." -
What’s an aromantic-pansexual person’s favorite restaurant?
.....PAN-ARO Bread! -
doctor: are you sexually active?
patient: yes.
doctor: is there any chance you could be pregnant?
patient: no.
doctor: ... -
"You just need to stop and think straight."
"I can't." -
Saw this on the senior quotes of a high schooler -
"Of course I dress well. I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing." -
"The only straight I am is a straight up b****"
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Me.
*mike drop* -
Also from tumblr:
Teacher: *draws graphing line crooked* Oops, sorry. That was supposed to be straight.
Me: Don't worry, so was I. -
I am as straight as a froot loop.
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Gay men are going to have higher divorce rates than heterosexual couples. Why? Because they get very anal about things...
...I shall escort myself out...
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