I nearly drowned once while on a visit to the beach, until a random surfer came to save my life (no, he was not hot; he did not have curls). I could literally see the light and feel the salt in my lungs, and my first thought was "now I'm not going to see the next season of Sherlock".
I feel that that is both the best and worst moment of my life as a Sherlockian.
You Know You're Obsessed When
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I was with my family, and we were looking at some news article on someone's phone. It was something totally not related to Sherlock, until I noticed something on the guy in the photo's shirt. I was like, "Is that Benedict Cumberbatch on his shirt?"
Now everyone is convinced that I have a crush on him. Which I don't.
Obviously I crush on Sherlock, not him.
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You know you're obsessed when you see your friends after not seeing them for ages and then you ask them, "Did you miss me? Did you miss me? Did you miss me?"
The sad thing is that none of said friends have seen Sherlock. -
DUDE DID YOU JUST WATCH THE SPECIAL
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Not yet! I can't wait to see it, though!
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dont
it will end your life and break your mind
(translation: watch it and die peacefully with a smile on your face) -
Will do! XD
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Will do! XD
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You know you're obsessed when you...
Constantly whisper to yourself "And honey you should see me in a crown"
Aaaaand write this:
Rock a bye Sherlock, on the rooftop
When you jump, you'll drop like a rock
Moriarty convinced you to die
And John won't survive it, no not at all -
You know you're obsessed when:
...You literally can't resist singing along if Stayin' Alive is playing.
...You want to take up violin for no reason other than mimicking Sherlock.
...Hedgehogs and otters. Everything is hedgehogs and otters.
...Your password for everything is either "SHERlocked" or "AmIAPrettyLady".
...The word "fall" causes you physical pain.
...You have, on multiple occasions, studied strangers so intently they think you're a crazy drug addict/stalker because you're practicing deducing thing about them.
...You spend an unhealthy amount of time each day theorizing about how Sherlock survived, until you throw in the towel at around 3:00 AM and just assume he can teleport.
...You find yourself wondering what the tea with the eyeball actually tasted like, and how you could find out for yourself without being arrested. -
... when you become afraid of tall buildings.
...when you deduce things about your friends that you didn't know and you actually get it right.
... when you go through a phase thinking you're a psychopath because you want to be Sherlock.
... when you offer to research the Afghani War for a research project in school purely because Watson reasons. -
.....High functioning sociopath, @KaraStevens. Never a psychopath.
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**just realizes she typed that
OH CRAP MY PHONE CHANGED SOCIOPATH TO PSYCHOPATH I don't know how but I'M SORRY -
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