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TheGreatPruno wrote:

WE ARE OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS!!!!!!!

The Pruno column is open for business!! With Squills getting published at the end of April I am excited to announce that we are accepting questions again! Send in your question today! Simply follow this template ~

Name : (Please do not use your real name. You can use your YWS username or a funny anonymous title like 'Stressed Buddy', 'Worried Wart', 'Crazy', 'Criminal Mind', 'Anonymous'.)

Question : Ask me anything! Astonish me, I challenge you. But please make sure that your question is substantial enough for me to give you a proper answer. The more I can write in reply the more fun it is for everyone. Tip: You may like to begin with something like 'Dear Pruno the Purple Supremo' or 'To most esteemed overlord' or anything you like.

Is this a really serious or personal question? Would you be upset if the answer was ridiculous? : yes or no. (If you answer 'No' it doesn't mean you won't get a serious answer, it just means that you won’t get offended if you happen not to get one.)

TheGreatPruno wrote:

TheGreatPruno wrote:I am sad.

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Hello everyone, this is the Squills' Pruno associate, I've quickly snagged Pruno's account from him for a sec to relay a very important message. Pruno has been rather.... upset - that nobody has been sending him any questions.

I know it has been a while since he returned to the site (apparently there was some intergalactic war ongoing that needed his attention) so let me refresh everyone's memory. Pruno runs Squills advice column! That's right YWS' very own advice column and everyone is free to ask him any question they like!

Whether it's a recipe for Intergalactic demon rituals or geography homework Pruno will answer all and every question! PM him with your question and see his replies in the Squills of that month. All you have to do is follow this template in you PM
---> Name : (Please do not use your real name. You can use your YWS username or a funny anonymous title like 'Stressed Buddy', 'Worried Wart', 'Crazy', 'Criminal Mind', 'Anonymous'.)

Question : Ask me anything! Astonish me, I challenge you. But please make sure that your question is substantial enough for me to give you a proper answer. The more I can write in reply the more fun it is for everyone. Tip: You may like to begin with something like 'Dear Pruno the Purple Supremo' or 'To most esteemed overlord' or anything you like.

Is this a really serious or personal question? Would you be upset if the answer was ridiculous? : yes or no. (If you answer 'No' it doesn't mean you won't get a serious answer, it just means that you won’t get offended if you happen not to get one.)

We'd really love any and all question you can throw at us. Pruno especially would be absolutely overjoyed. You see he gets rather.... irritable when no questions arrive in the Inbox, and I'm afraid that can be rather..... unfortunate for everyone involved.

So please don't hold back! Send us your question today! :3

TheGreatPruno wrote:Is it a bird!? Is it a plane?! Is it an egg salad sandwich!? NO! It's Pruno!!!!

*dramatic flourish*

Tis me indeed!! The Great Pruno!!! I am back!! Ah, my fellow human brethren tis been far too long! Far too long indeed! But fear not! for I have returned from my exploits in the Universe!!

Some of you may know me from the ages passed but for those of you who do not - I am The Great Pruno!! I am the all-knowing, all-powerful, immortal, dashing purple sprite as old as time itself! I drop by here occasionally to spread my eternal wisdom! My old buddy Squilly helps me out with this! He assigns to me a widdle human to communicate my wisdom and translate my ancient tongue - for I refuse to learn your inferior English! The universe speaks Purpletastic and I shall too!!!!

Squilly is a nice chap indeed. Not so sure about this new human messenger pigeon reporter he has assigned me but we shall see.

Onward to more important topics! I have returned and am eager to spread my wisdom!! So send me your questions!!! Baffle me! Flabbergast me! Astonish me! Do not hold back!! I am an eternal all-knowing immortal there is nothing and I do mean nothing I cannot answer.

Also, I possess with me, a small vial for the most potent magic in the world. Yes indeed - Prune juice. This magic helps me traverse all the knowledge in the universe - and sometimes - sometimes - I use it to answer questions.

But of course, for that a question would have to be so crafty, so wonderous, so strong, so clever, so ingenious that awes me to my very ancient soul. And that - simply - has never happened before. Your human brains are simply too weak.

But.

I am told that the new blood here on the site is something else. So, I'll be waiting.


Alas however, we live no longer in the beautiful glory days when dragons roamed freely, when magicians flew in they sky, when Kings reigned supreme, and foolish knights were gobbled by monsters. No. We live no longer in a world of wonder. A world of magic! Of power! So you cannot send me a messenger pigeon with your question - no. You must .... gaaaah ...... PM me with your question. AH!

You must use the vile, evil, untrustworthy internet to PM me your question so that I can answer them. Oh such tragedy! Oh! Woe is me!

The template you must follow is such :

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Name : (Please do not use your real name. You can use your YWS username or a funny anonymous title like 'Stressed Buddy', 'Worried Wart', 'Crazy', 'Criminal Mind', 'Anonymous'.)

Question : Ask me anything! Astonish me, I challenge you. But please make sure that your question is substantial enough for me to give you a proper answer. The more I can write in reply the more fun it is for everyone. Tip: You may like to begin with something like 'Dear Pruno the Purple Supremo' or 'To most esteemed overlord' or anything you like.

Is this a really serious or personal question? Would you be upset if the answer was ridiculous? : yes or no. (If you answer 'No' it doesn't mean you won't get a serious answer, it just means that you won’t get offended if you happen not to get one.)

Here is some of my previous wisdom. This too..