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  • TheGreatPruno
    TheGreatPruno · Sep 3, 2025
    TheGreatPruno wrote:
    TheGreatPruno wrote:I am sad.

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    Hello everyone, this is the Squills' Pruno associate, I've quickly snagged Pruno's account from him for a sec to relay a very important message. Pruno has been rather.... upset - that nobody has been sending him any questions.

    I know it has been a while since he returned to the site (apparently there was some intergalactic war ongoing that needed his attention) so let me refresh everyone's memory. Pruno runs Squills advice column! That's right YWS' very own advice column and everyone is free to ask him any question they like!

    Whether it's a recipe for Intergalactic demon rituals or geography homework Pruno will answer all and every question! PM him with your question and see his replies in the Squills of that month. All you have to do is follow this template in you PM
    ---> Name : (Please do not use your real name. You can use your YWS username or a funny anonymous title like 'Stressed Buddy', 'Worried Wart', 'Crazy', 'Criminal Mind', 'Anonymous'.)

    Question : Ask me anything! Astonish me, I challenge you. But please make sure that your question is substantial enough for me to give you a proper answer. The more I can write in reply the more fun it is for everyone. Tip: You may like to begin with something like 'Dear Pruno the Purple Supremo' or 'To most esteemed overlord' or anything you like.

    Is this a really serious or personal question? Would you be upset if the answer was ridiculous? : yes or no. (If you answer 'No' it doesn't mean you won't get a serious answer, it just means that you won’t get offended if you happen not to get one.)

    We'd really love any and all question you can throw at us. Pruno especially would be absolutely overjoyed. You see he gets rather.... irritable when no questions arrive in the Inbox, and I'm afraid that can be rather..... unfortunate for everyone involved.

    So please don't hold back! Send us your question today! :3

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