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TheGreatPruno wrote:Is it a bird!? Is it a plane?! Is it an egg salad sandwich!? NO! It's Pruno!!!!

*dramatic flourish*

Tis me indeed!! The Great Pruno!!! I am back!! Ah, my fellow human brethren tis been far too long! Far too long indeed! But fear not! for I have returned from my exploits in the Universe!!

Some of you may know me from the ages passed but for those of you who do not - I am The Great Pruno!! I am the all-knowing, all-powerful, immortal, dashing purple sprite as old as time itself! I drop by here occasionally to spread my eternal wisdom! My old buddy Squilly helps me out with this! He assigns to me a widdle human to communicate my wisdom and translate my ancient tongue - for I refuse to learn your inferior English! The universe speaks Purpletastic and I shall too!!!!

Squilly is a nice chap indeed. Not so sure about this new human messenger pigeon reporter he has assigned me but we shall see.

Onward to more important topics! I have returned and am eager to spread my wisdom!! So send me your questions!!! Baffle me! Flabbergast me! Astonish me! Do not hold back!! I am an eternal all-knowing immortal there is nothing and I do mean nothing I cannot answer.

Also, I possess with me, a small vial for the most potent magic in the world. Yes indeed - Prune juice. This magic helps me traverse all the knowledge in the universe - and sometimes - sometimes - I use it to answer questions.

But of course, for that a question would have to be so crafty, so wonderous, so strong, so clever, so ingenious that awes me to my very ancient soul. And that - simply - has never happened before. Your human brains are simply too weak.

But.

I am told that the new blood here on the site is something else. So, I'll be waiting.


Alas however, we live no longer in the beautiful glory days when dragons roamed freely, when magicians flew in they sky, when Kings reigned supreme, and foolish knights were gobbled by monsters. No. We live no longer in a world of wonder. A world of magic! Of power! So you cannot send me a messenger pigeon with your question - no. You must .... gaaaah ...... PM me with your question. AH!

You must use the vile, evil, untrustworthy internet to PM me your question so that I can answer them. Oh such tragedy! Oh! Woe is me!

The template you must follow is such :

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Name : (Please do not use your real name. You can use your YWS username or a funny anonymous title like 'Stressed Buddy', 'Worried Wart', 'Crazy', 'Criminal Mind', 'Anonymous'.)

Question : Ask me anything! Astonish me, I challenge you. But please make sure that your question is substantial enough for me to give you a proper answer. The more I can write in reply the more fun it is for everyone. Tip: You may like to begin with something like 'Dear Pruno the Purple Supremo' or 'To most esteemed overlord' or anything you like.

Is this a really serious or personal question? Would you be upset if the answer was ridiculous? : yes or no. (If you answer 'No' it doesn't mean you won't get a serious answer, it just means that you won’t get offended if you happen not to get one.)

Here is some of my previous wisdom. This too..