A genius can run into doors too!

As usual, I was nibbling on my pen and noticed that it was the wrong end: the nib.


Oh and it's a fountain pen, so you can only imagine--

We have to do these benchmark assessment tests in our school and yesterday it was the Math assessment. I notice I'm really tired and just staring at this one problem. I was just falling apart. My hand and my head are slowly lowering themselves to the table. Lower... lower... lower... And when I reach the table, I wake up and my arms slam down on the table and so does my bracelet (making an extremely loud noise) and then I am embarrassed (and wide-awake) and everyone is staring at me. I quietly mumble,"I fell asleep" and everyone continues with the test. As do I.

Ooh, I got one!

Okay, I was rolling my trolley (another word for shopping cart) through the car park of the shopping centre, heading straight for the trolley bay. You know how they're thin, with only railings on the either side? Well this one had a ramp, and a pretty steep one at that. I didn't think anything of it, it's a trolley bay, not a stairwell to heaven. So, I rolled it up onto the ramp, turned and began walking away only to have the trolley follow after me. Right, I thought, I hadn't placed it in properly. I grabbed it again and tried to force it up the ramp. It went up easily enough but as I turned to leave, it followed me down, again! I tried again, and it followed, AGAIN. At this point, I was pissed! It took me ten whole minutes of pushing, shouting, running and cursing to realise I was forcing my trolley not into a trolley bay, but in fact a wheel chair ramp. It was then that that I understood why the people sitting in their cars were practically falling out of their seats laughing at me!

Sometimes I run so late for school I forget things like my cellphone or my schoolbag and I realize it when I'm halfway crossing the street, so I run back to the house and pick whatever I forgot only to lock the house again, go out to the street, and remember I forgot something else.

You know on Facebook when you click "Make profile picture" underneath one of the pictures? Yea, I clicked it and I cropped the picture how I wanted it, right? I went back to the top of the page and the "Done Cropping" button looked like "Done Crapping" xD I spent thirty minutes looking for the button, not realizing that was it.. >.> haha!

Hi, my name is SubjectBlue- and I do idiotic things

Today the phone was ringing, so I picked it up and said, "Hello?" No one answered, and the phone continued ringing. Thinking it was broken, I spent 15 minutes trying to figure how why it had kept ringing, until I realized I hadn't pressed the talk button...

I left my essay that I worked super hard on at home Tuesday and i put it in my flashdrive but I had left that,too so I was panicking in first hour and then in second hour i reach in my pocket and find my flashdrive.

Today, I asked what time it was when I had my watch on my wrist. --'

After living in the same house for over ten years, I still can't get the light switches right.

I̛ ran into a glass door, picked my self up, and ran into the door again

Sometimes...I-I-...I forget how to spell my name. There I said it. Ugh.
*Shakes head in shame*

Today, I forgot my ABC's.

Every once maybe twice a year I wake up at midnight thinking I have missed school and, even though it's clearly dark out and everyone is asleep, I rush to get ready then turn on the tv to find that it's 12 a.m.

I once drew a fake watch on my wrist. Since it was nighttime, i made the time on my watch 9:00. I then proceeded to fall asleep. When I woke up, I looked at the "watch" on my wrist, forgot it was fake, and started freaking out because I thought I was late for school...