New Words

by peanutgallery007

Published November 19, 2011

Well, here are a few words I use, more or less. My friends look at me weird when I do though

1. Disgustipating (adj): combination of disgusting and constipation; something so disgusting your intestines seem to constrict and/or bunch up.

"Did you see that disgustipating booger hanging out of her nose? She needs to learn to use tissues."

2. Gunshart (n): the little bit of shart that comes out when you fire a gun that happens to have a hard recoil to it.

"Jeez, that AK47 is no BB pistol. I think I may have gunsharted a little."

Comments & reviews · 3
paintingtherain97 wrote a review Review · Nov 20, 2011

I'm not sure what to say to this. I used to try to make up words. These are funny, though. They sound like something high school guys would say in everyday conversation. It was cool how you defined the words like a dictionary, too. All in all, good words. What contest is this for, exactly? I'm kind of interested now. Lol.

youspeakinpoetry wrote a review Review · Nov 19, 2011

These words are hilarious, and oddly connected. The latter in particular just so precisely fits a situation, making it specific, exact, and wonderful. I don't shoot things, so I've no reason to use it, but am glad to have it added to by lexicon all the same! The first word is just slightly terrifying...but in a good way. Excellent work.



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