Published February 20, 2007
Episode I
He came from France, the son of Godzilla and the frog prince. Please, do not ask how these two varieties of fictional creature fornacated- it just happened- and in case you didn't already know, the frog prince, who wasn't actually a prince, but rather a very persuasive strain of Bull-frog, was lying about his sex also.
So anyway, Godzilla and the frog prince fell in love, went to bed, [censored], and then nine months later they gave birth, well the frog prince gave birth, to a creature about a bezillion times its size. Impossible..... think again!
Dr. Rajesh D'Souza, Head of the Department of Physics at the University of New Delhi writes:
Dear Parker,
Not only is that the biggest load of tripe I have ever read, it is both biologically and physically impossible for a frog to give birth to a giant mutant frog like dinosaur.
Yours,
Dr. R. N. D'Souza
Well it happened! And if you don't believe me ask Al, the guy who works at the dump!
But shortly after giving birth to Frogzilla, the frog prince seduced the dim-witted princess, Paris Hilton and the two lived happily ever after. (Well at least until she found out our Froggy's big secret! Wink! Wink!)
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF:
FROGZILLA- HALF FROG ¦ HALF ZILLA
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I just don't get. It looks like a weird story by some person who has way to much time on their hands.
OK.. that was strange. There was no plot, no character development, no description, no anything. I didn't find it funny really because there wasn't much there. Why is this in the non-fiction section? Maybe if you tried harder to make this a proper piece it would be funnier.