Aww...is this already the end of the story?
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A/N: This was not written to offend. Also, if you haven't read the first part, you kind of need to do that for context. Please excuse the bad formatting. YWS doesn't like script formatting and it didn't copy over even the italics. So a lot of the stage direction is not in italics.
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Scene 3
Back at the Deadmans' house. Mother and Father are sitting on either side of Morty on the couch c.
MOTHER
There's something we want to tell you, Morty.
FATHER
It's something we've been meaning to tell you for a while.
MOTHER
But the time never seemed right...
MORTY
Okay, what is it?
MOTHER
well...
FATHER
er...
MORTY
guys?
FATHER
Morty, well... you're adopted.
another showstopper song. between the mother and father. only words are "you're adopted" confetti cannons etc.
MORTY
What?!
THELMA
from backstage
Really Morty, one would think you were going deaf!
MORTY
You obviously aren't.
MOTHER
we're really sorry we never told you before now, but it just wasn't right to never let you know. And now with this cancer thing sneaking up so suddenly, well...
FATHER
I hope you understand, son.
Mother and Father leave. Morty looks incredulous, then his expression shifts to thoughtful.
MORTY
I think every kid thinks at some point he's adopted. Though I never quite believed it of myself... huh. I wonder who my real mother is. Maybe she's been looking for me!
THELMA
from off stage
I doubt it. Who would look for you?
MORTY
struggles for a reply before shaking his head and walking out the door.
Scene 4
In front of curtain. An elderly woman snapping bubble gum behind a desk, Morty standing at the desk.
MARA
Jes' swab yer cheek an put it in the bag, hon.
MORTY
does so.
MARA
passes the bag to a hand that appears from behind the curtain.
Now we jes gotta wait. Whatcha in here for?
MORTY
oh, I recently found out I was adopted.
MARA
You wanna meet your family huh. Well that's sweet.
MORTY
Yeah.
MARA
You know, I've been looking for a long lost child of my own. I never thought I would be a good mother, but maybe now that they're grown up, we can be friends.
MORTY
I hope you find your child. When can I expect the results?
MARA
two to three weeks.
DOCTOR THATCHER
Actually, that's not quite true.
MORTY
Doctor Thatcher?! You work here too?
DOCTOR
Yeah... I have three jobs to pay off my student loans. Anyway, I know who your mother is.
MORTY
You do?
DOCTOR
Yes. Mara, meet you biological son.
MARA
What?
THELMA
Deafness must run in the family.
DOCTOR
We found you mother so easily because we've been working to find her child as well.
MORTY
Then you finally found him! We're finally reunited!
MARA
But I had a daughter... Oh wait, I remember. I had a son too. But I've really been searching for my daughter.
THELMA
I told you no one was looking.
MORTY
Ah, it doesn't matter. How serendipitous is it that my biological mother was the receptionist at the clinic I decided to go to?
THELMA
I'd say not very. This is a comedic musical after all. They have to keep the plot moving.
MORTY
what?
THELMA
Oh never mind. You'd be too deaf to hear the explanation.
MARA
Yes, I remember... I celebrated you birthday for a while every July 19th. I made a little cake and-
MORTY
Wait, July 19th? My birthday is July 30th!
DOCTOR
That might be what they told you because they didn't know what day you were born.
MARA
That's right. I dropped him off at a fire station with no name no birthdate, no nuthin. They must have guessed his birthday.
THELMA
You all see what this means, don't you?!
MORTY
What?
THELMA
Do try to listen Morty, or we really will need to get hearing aids for you.
MORTY
What does it mean, I mean.
THELMA
It means, of course that you are not a Libra like I had thought. You're a Cancer!.
MORTY
I know you don't like me, but do you really have to call me a cancer in front of everyone? And I'm quite sensitive to names like that now that I've been diagnosed.
THELMA
No, no, you don't understand. You're a crab!
MORTY
That's a little better, but I still don't see why you're insulting me in front of my mother?
THELMA
No, no, NO! Your zodiac symbol is cancer, the sign of the crab! This explains everything! I only married you because I thought you were a Libra. Libras and Geminis like me are very compatible, but Leos and Cancers are one of the worst combinations. No wonder we have so many problems in our marriage.
MORTY
Groans.
Hmmm...given Thelma's character thus far, I'm not sure if her speech at the end there is supposed to be a mistake that way or not.
Libras and Geminis like me are very compatible, but Leos and Cancers are one of the worst combinations. No wonder we have so many problems in our marriage.
Okay so I saw this multiple times on the homepage and decided I really ought to check it out. I have not been disappointed; this is hilarious.
(And yes, I did read scenes 1 and 2)
So... as a musical theater person, I am extremely curious about the "You're Adopted" song. If you ever figure out more about it, I must know.
Also, it is brilliant to sneak in all those little references to other issues in modern life, aside from those connected with death. It not only makes the play funnier, but expands the extent to which the audience relates with the characters, especially the minor people.
Thank you for making Thelma's love of horoscopes a plot device. All these little "coincidences" only add to the hilarity.
Really the only thing I might critique is the relative sparsity of musical numbers, and even then, that's something to take with a grain of salt. Most of the musicals I've been in have had at least one song per scene, so I am a bit biased towards the idea of songs including most of a musical's dialogue.
Still, I commend your bravery in writing this. Not everyone is brave enough to try a musical. I look forward to reading this in the future!
-Buggie
This is hilarious, I can just imagine the actors in elaborate costumes breaking the four wall like nobody's business. Oh and the musical numbers that are to be taken place, i can only assume that they will be just as freaking awesome. I'm definitely looking forward to reading more of this play.
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