Lame Butt Unicorn

This song was originally called "Fuck Ass Unicorn" but I thought that it wouldn't get posted if I left the original title. You can listen to this song on my myspace page at http://www.myspace.com/dregmayfield the edited version is called "Lame Butt Unicorn

I'm alone with my own thoughts
Days go by - still I'm lost
Where is everyone?
I don't fucking know
Where is everyone?
I don't fucking know

Where I lay the Dragon once has
Now he flys away someplaces I will never have the experience to be
Where skeletons tread I will not
where the Vampire rapes I will try to go

Oh if the Unicorn tries to sodomize me again
I'm going to cut off his fucking dick
and then make him swallow it
and cut off his horn and shove it up his ass
'Cos that Unicorn's just fucking weird

If the Princess bitches again
I will slit her throat and give her to the Dragon when he returns
If he returns
Please, come on return
Oh please...I really want to slit her throat

Oh, oh, ho
Oh, oh, ho
Here I am where no God is
Here, oh, ho
Here I am where no God is

If I learn to love then I begin to hate
and when I hate that's when I wanna
Decapitate my everything
So I can feel
the same way I did before
Because I don't like to feel like everyone else
and I don't want to be like everyone else

Oh, oh, ho
Oh, oh, ho
Here I am where no God is

If that Unicorn tries to sodomize me agian
I'm going to cut his dick off and make him suck it and swallow it
And then I'll take his
his horn and shove up his ass

Why can't the Vampire take me with him on his rape rampages?
Why did the Dragon go away?
Why does this Princess always bitch?
I want to slit her throat to give to the Dragon
When he returns
If he returns
Why won't he return?

Oh, oh, ho
Here I am in a place where there is no God
Woah, oh, ho
Woah, oh, ho
Here I am in a place where there's no God

So I just, so I just, so I just dissolve
So I just, so I just, so I just vaporize
Into my own fucked up reality

"Oh, I hate you, you fucking Unicorn"

Where is safety now?
Where is safety now?
There's no safe place to be

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TylynRae
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Um. This was fairly explicit. So I'm glad that you put the rating on it that you did. I'm not sure what I think. It made me think of clowns... but as far as the title I think you should've kept it as the original. I recently had the same problem with my piece, Sinews, I rated it for 18+ because it swears a little. I felt that people weren't going to read it because of its explicity** I cant say that I like it, because it sort of frightens me. But good luck? =]

Um......dreg? I like you. I don't like this. At all.

What prompted this?

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LadyFreeWill
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dregymayfield wrote:
Oh if the Unicorn tries to sodomize me again
I'm going to cut off his fucking dick
and then make him swallow it
and cut off his horn and shove it up his ass
'Cos that Unicorn's just fucking weird

If the Princess bitches again
I will slit her throat and give her to the Dragon when he returns
If he returns
Please, come on return
Oh please...I really want to slit her throat


Okay, this poem just worries me. Period. Kinda VIOLENT, don'tchya think?



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