Menage a Troise:Sex, Secrets & Crime

2010

EXT. Mr. & Mrs. Denton home

Mid summer day, breezy, very sunny. low minored thud from the back door shutting, in walks Dale Denton[the husband].

Living Room

scene 1

Dale

Onika. Are you here?

Onika

Yea, babe I'm here!

Dale

Guess what.

Onika

[Giggling]

What?!

Dale

I think you should start packing a

week's worth of luggage.

Onika

OMG! Don't play, are you saying what i think?!

Dale

Yup, Europe, here we come!!

Onika

Wooooo![flirtatiously]Baby,

I am gonna make this up to you, I promise.

Dale

Oh yea?

Onika

mmhmm.

[knock on door]

[Dale's dad, Big]

Helloooo, it's me!

Onika

[very excited, singing Usher]

Daddy's home!

Hey, hey...hey daddy.

Dale

Wow. you're very--excited. Didn't know

y'all were close.

Onika

Hey, daddy Big!

Mr. Big

How are you honey?

Onika

fiiiiine. And you?

Mr. Big

I'm hangin' in there.

Onika

How's the wife?

Mr. Big

Good.Where's my only son at?

Dale

In here old man.

Mr. Big

my favorite son!

Dale

Dad, I'm your only son

[laughs]

Mr. Big

My point exactly.

Mr. Big

How's my boy doing?

Dale

Never better dad, never better.

Mr. Big

How are y'all doing?

Dale

Yeeea, we're good. But lately, shes been staying

away from me, well us.

Mr. Big

Ooh, i see. Hmm.

She doesn't like to--you know?

Dale

Oh! Don't get me wrong.

Like nobodies business, but lately...

Mr. Big

Don't worry, she'll be back to

normal no time. Maybe it's you[chuckles]

Dale

yo! ain't nothing wrong with me,

or my big-mini-me[laughs loud]

Dale

[looks at watch]

Shit. I have to go get ink for my printer.

Need to print some stuff for work tonight.

Mr. Big

Oh yea, Mr. lawyer.

Dale

Love every minute of it.

I'll be back dad, ima run to the store

for some ink.

Mr. Big

Sure, take your time.

I'll watch some ESPN.

Dale

Hey, i think I'm gonna stop by the

market, pick up some dinner, for us

three.

Mr. Big

Yes! sounds great, i am a little hungry.

[Dale leaves. Mr. Big & Onika alone]

scene 2

living room

cont. to the bedroom

Onika

Your dad left so soon?

Mr. Big

No. It's me, dale went for some

ink & to the market.

Onika

Ooooooooh.

So it's just us, huh?

Mr. Big

Yup, missed me?

Onika

How couldn't I?

You do have your ways.

Mr. Big

Yea, well they don't call me Mr. Big

for nuffin.

[both laughing]

Onika

Well Big lets make use of

this time.

[both Onika & Big hurry to the guest room]

[kissing, touching etc. each other]

[moaning]

Onika

Yesss! Hurry, please!

Mr. Big

We gotta make this quick before

Dale gets back.

Onika

Duh

Mr. Big

Shut up and just get into position.

[giggles]

Onika

God! Just hurry up already

[sexual screams]

scene 3

Cont. 30 minutes later

bathroom to living room

[The two finishes washing off]

Mr. Big

What?

Onika

Never mind, i should tell you another time

Mr. Big

Now i really wanna know.

Onika

Big...I'm pregnant

Mr. Big

Excuse me?

Onika

I took a test yesterday. I'm

2 months.

Mr. Big

Bitch, is you serious!?

Onika

Bitch?!!

Oh, I wasn't bitch an hour ago

Mr. Big

Look I'm sorry. Are you actually sure.

I mean did you go see a doctor?

Onika

[starts to cry]

Big, that's not all.

Mr. Big

What...now?

Onika

I did go to a doctor, not our family one, of course.

Mr. Big

Yea. And...

Onika

I have VD

Mr.Big

[Slaps Onika]

Bitch! you betta be joking

Onika

Motherfucker!

[runs to the kitchen.grabs knife.]

You gave this shit to me!!

Mr. Big

No the fuck i didn't!

You dumb dirty bitch!

Mr. Big

Oh, so now you going stab me?!

Onika

I will and not think twice about it.

[Dale enters house]

Dale

I'm back!

Onika

Now, my husband is back.

Mr. Big

You're getting a abortion.

Onika

No the fuck I'm not!

Mr. Big

I swear to God.

Onika

No, i swear on you precious public relations career

Oh, and lets not forget you wife!

Mr.Big

I will kill you.

Onika

Oh really? we'll see about this

Mr. Big

Whatever, tramp

Dale

Where are y'all?

Onika

In here. He was hooking

up the DVD player.

Mr.Big

Here we come, just doing what these

females can't. Electronics.

[Dale & Big chuckles]

Dale

Nicky, I got meatloaf, and you're gonna cook it.

Onika

Thanks, cuz I really felt like cooking today.

Dale

You know what they say--

Onika

Yea, you know what they say.

A woman should only cook for a man,

but never slave over a hot stove.

Dale

Oh God. Real Waiting To Exhale

[Mr. Big leaves in a hurry]

Dale

Dad, where you--

Mr. Big

Something just came up, talk to you later.

Dale

Hmm. Wonder where he's going.

Onika

Yea. Who knows.

Dale

Yeeeea, so about that diner...

Onika

Alright, alright.

Scene 4

Next day

[Onika's cell phone rings]

Onika

Hello.

Mr. Big

So, what are we gonna do about this?

Onika

I think we should tell them.

Mr. Big

What?! See, this is the shit that

gets you slapped.

Onika

You know, Dale is gonna realize

sooner or later I'm pregnant.

Mr. Big

Do you think he's gonna have it. Or--Or the baby?

You know, the VD?

Onika

I don't know.I pray that neither of them have it.

Mr. Big

You know what. I--I can't do this.

This is too much for me.

Onika

What do you mean!?

Onika

I don't know if you remember this,

but I didn't lay down

and fuck myself!

[screams]

Mr. Big

I know that Nicky, I know!

Mr.Big

You think i like what we've done, huh?!

You think I like sleeping with my daughter in-law,

cheating on my wife, disrespecting my son!?

Onika

Obviously not

Mr. Big

Exactly. No

So you know what,

either you get rid of that

fetus! Or I'll do it my Goddamn self!

Onika

I'm not killing my child.

Mr. Big

Oh, so, okay.

[mocking Onika]

"Hey huh, I'm knocked up

with my father in-law's baby, don't be that mad"

Real nice.

Onika

Big. I'll get your money, kill your wife & career,

before i kill my child.

Mr. Big

Yea, we'll see bout this.

Scene 5

Later on in the day

Dale

Nicky, can I talk to you?

Onika

Sure, bay what's wrong?

Dale

I'm gonna get right to it.

Why don't we make love no more?

Onika

I'm sorry. I just haven't been feeling it lately.

Dale

Well, when do you think you'll

be ready, I don't want anything to

happen to us, I want us to keep that spark.

Onika

Real soon I promise.

I'll do anything for you.

Dale

I believe you sweety, i believe you

Onika

Dale, I'll be back later.

Dale

Where you going?

Onika

Gonna go do a walk-in for a

wash and blow dry.

Dale

Oh, well be safe.

Onika

Yes. I love you, soo much baby.

Dale

I love you too, honey.

[Onika races to her 2009 Audi,

and drives to Kelly Drive]

Scene 6

The drive

Onika

He wants to play, I'll show this

Old motherfucker some games.

[Calls Big's Phone]

Mr. Big

What do you want now?

Onika

Meet me at Kelly Drive, asap.

[hangs up phone, and cocks back

her colt 45, equipped with a silencer]

[Big pulls up in his ford truck]

Onika

Did it really take 48 minutes?

Mr. Big

[sighs]

Get to what you want.

Onika

I want you to make this right

Mr. Big

What more do you want from

me Onika!?

Do you want me to pull out

ethical, and acceptable from my ass

and smear it over our actions!

Onika

[starting to cry]

No! But I want you to

support me, I'm cheating on my husband

for Christ sake.

Mr.Big

And I'm not married anymore?

Onika

Oh please, you sleep around

every other second you dick gets a breather!

Mr. Big

Fuck you!

[Big turns to walk away]

Onika

No, fuck you, Big

[She hits him over the back of his

head with the gun;knocks him out]

[Beyonce's "If I Were a Boy" blasts

over the radio]

[Big finally wakes up]

Mr. Big

[grunting]

Where am I

Onika

In My Car, asshole

Mr. Big

What the fuck are you doing

you crazy bitch.

Onika

[yells] Shut up!

You now, a camera can do a lot of things.

Man, I can't wait until I send the video of us

making love, allll those beautiful times.

Mr.Big

You recorded us?

Onika

Yup, you know maybe, we can get our own

reality show on E!, or VH1[laughs]. Who do you think

I should send it to to first.

Mr.Big

[yelling] Help me!!

Onika

Yell again and I'll pepper spray your eyes,

I swear to God.

Or do you never wanna get ya legs and arms

untapped?

Mr. Big

I can't believe this.

Onika

Believe it buddy. Believe it

Mr. Big

So, what are you just gonna kidnap me?

Onika

Maybe, or you can make it easy. If you

don't, you might not live to see 48 hrs.

Mr. Big

What do i have to do, just don't tell my clients, or

anyone at my job. Or--or my wife. I never wanted to

hurt Rabby.

Onika

Okay, here it goes.

I want $20,000--in cash!

None of that wired-to-account shit.

I want you to personally call Rabby, and tell her

about us, and I want you to tell your

colleagues.

Mr. Big

What!? You have to be kidding me.

That's--

Onika

Extortion. I know.

What are you gonna do? Tell?

Hahaha. Knee slapper.

Mr. Big

I'm not doing any of that

Onika

Oh, so John James Bigs wants to die.

Scene 7

The house

Mr. Big

I'm sorry

Onika

What?!

Mr. Big

[yells] I'm sorry!

[starts to cry]

Mr. Big

I never wanted this to happen. I just wanted...

I don't know. Where are we going?

Onika

To a house. My house

Mr. Big

Does Dale know about this house.

Onika

No. You know, If you don't make the right decision soon,

you're going to die.

[Big looks at her shockingly. She then laughs]

Onika

Yup. Didn't I tell you I'll kill

you, your career and your wife? In that exact order.

Mr. Big

Please don't. Are you really gonna kill Dale's mother?

Onika

Stepmother! First of all.

Now.

I thought about that, and my answer is still yes.

I mean he's gonna hate me either way.

I mean, I'm fucking his father, and pregnant and have VD.

Mr. Big

That's not the point.

Onika

Oh, but it's the big needle that leads

alllllll the way down to the shiny little point.

See, you don't get it, you're not gonna

fucking FUCK me, and think I'm going to just

cry, weep, and deal with this shit on my own.

Momma ain't raise no bitch, and you must of

got me mistaking for one of your little 19 year old

fresh fish bitches!

By the time I get done with you, you gon wish

your son never met me, married me,

hell, you gon wish my mother and father used a condom.

Mr. Big

you're not gonna get away with this.

I'll promise that.

Onika

I'm not naive about the U.S law, they're not stupid

and I'm not stupid. I know I have a very good

chance of being caught, prosecuted, but I don't care.

They don't even have a punishment for what

I can do.

[They finally arrive to her secret house]

Onika

Here, let me cut this for you so you can walk better.

Mr. Big

Thanks, now all you have to do is let me go

and we can forget all about this.

Onika

Bitch you must be crazy.

Ha-ha, it sounds funny calling a man

bitch. Suits you.

Mr. Big

Bite me.

Onika

OMG! No, that's what you

used to do. Remember honey B?

Mr. Big

I'm gonna kill you when I get loose from this tape.

I swear to God I'm gonna kill you!!

Onika

Cry me a motherfucking river, oh and when you get

"loose", you can drown me in it. Ha-Ha does that

sound good enough for you, hun?

Mr. Big

I hate you. I hate you!

Onika

No you don't, you love not loath me.

[starts to laugh hysterically]

Onika

Okay, so I think we should call your wife, who

works right up the street.

Mr. Big

Please, leave her out of this.

Onika

You put her in this right when you even thought about

having sex with me. You put her in this when you

had sex with me. You put her in this. Not me!

Now I'm gonna call her and invite her over here.

Don't worry I'll tell her you're alright, and I'll tell her

this house was a surprise for Dale whenever he just wants to...

get away.

Mr. Big

Then what? You're gonna kill her?

Onika

Well, what's the opposite of alive

dumb nuts?

Mr. Big

You're real crazy

Onika

No, I'm real horny. Wanna dance Big man?

Ha-Ha Ha-Ha.

Scene 8

The wife

[Onika exist outside to call Rabby]

Onika

Hello. Hi Ms. Rabby!

Rabby

Hey, hun. This is a surprise call. What's up?

Onika

You know that house that you pass

on you're way home from work?

Rabby

The red one?

Onika

Yup, It's mines, I just wanted you to swing by.

You know, talk some girl stuff

Rabby

[giggles]

Well sure, that sounds fun.

I'll just call Big and let him know

where I am.

Onika

OK, love.

Rabby

K, see you soon.

Onika

Well, here comes the bride

here comes the bride. She's about to call you, and

if you try some slick shit I'll have you looking like a the

joker, with pepper sprayed eyed. Promise.

[Big's phone rings, it' Rabby, Onika holds

a knife & pepper spray to Big's face]

Mr. Big

Hey babe

Rabby

Hi, honey. I'm going out with Nicky.

Mr. Big

OK, cool.

Rabby

K, see you later

Mr. Big

It'll be sooner than you think.

Rabby

What's that supposed to mean?

Mr. Big

Well--you know, i guess.

Rabby

[giggles] OK

Onika

Good, cuz I woulda fucked you up.

Or maybe, I should just for GP.

[she slices his cheek with the knife]

Mr. Big

What the fuck!

[she laughs hysterically, then slices the other side]

Onika

See!?

Do you still wanna fuck with me now!

Mr. Big

I never did anything to you!

Onika

Shut up!

[she picks up the colt 45

& hits him in his head]

[Knock on the door;It's Rabby]

[Onika stands behind the door]

Onika

Come in.

[She hits Rabby with the gun

& knocks her out cold]

Scene 9

Woman scorned

Rabby

Where am I?

Onika

You were knocked out for 2 1/2 hours

Rabby

What?! Who--

[Rabby sees Big & starts questioning him]

Rabby

What the he--your face!

Who did this to you? Her?

Where are we, why am I tied up?

Big

I have something to tell you.

Rabby

What the hell did you possibly do,

to get us here?!

Onika

Hey, toots. Shut Up.

Rabby

Onika, why are you doing this. what is going on?

Onika

Hold up, Dale is calling.

Hey, I am soo sorry I didn't call, I met the girls

& you know.

Dale

Yea, well could you not do that anymore.

Onika

Sorry Hun. I think I'm gonna be out all night,

So don't wait up, I might crash at

Trish's house.

Dale

OK

Onika

Do you want me to pick up breakfast for you then?

Dale

Yea, I'd like that.

Onika

OK, then, bye. Now, where was I?

Oh, Big here,was about to tell her our

dirty little secret.

Rabby

What the fuck is going on!?

Big

Rabby, I am soo sorry, I never thought she would

so this--

Onika

Shut the fuck up & just tell her how

we've been fucking for a whole year!

Rabby

What? Is that true John?

Onika

Yup, he never thought it'll come to this,

you never

though he would cheat. So I guess y'all

motherfuckers just don't think!

Rabby

This is crazy, how could you do this

Onika? He's your father in-law.

And shes your daughter in-law.

Big

Yes, It's true. I am soo sorry.

Rabby

Yea, I just bet you're--

[Onika slaps Rabby with the gun;Rabby starts crying]

Rabby

I can't believe this is happening.

Onika

Oh, you think that's bad. Wait until you hear

the best part. I'm pregnant!! Oh, and there is a

surprise, this little bastard gave me VD!

Mr.Big

This is not right

Onika

Life ain't right, fucker

Rabby

So, what do you want?

Onika

I want you two to do anything i say. That being said,

I need us to record a video, and I need people

to see the real John James Bigs is.

Rabby

This is stupid

Onika

No,bitch, it isn't.

If I send this confession video to his

colleagues, what will happen to his career?

Rabby

It will kill his career

Onika

Bingo Bitch! Just like he wanted me to

kill my baby. Just like he wanted to kill

our relationship. So my conclusion is, he is a killer!

Mr. Big

This is ridiculous!

[Onika shoots him in his arm]

[Rabby screams]

Rabby

You're crazy! Let us go

[Onika shoots Rabby in her shoulder]

Onika

Now that every one i quiet, let's make this video.

Scene 10

Video Tape(next morning)

[She cuts on camera;gives them their lines]

Big

"Hello, all of you watching this already know who I am.

I am here to tell you how I had a affair behind my wife's back,

and how I got my mistress pregnant and gave her VD.

I have upset her by threatening to kill her, if she didn't get an abortion.

I need to expose myself to everyone about my VD and my sex addiction. Thank you and I'm very sorry for the pain I have cost everyone".

Rabby

"Hello, a lot of you watching this may not know me,

but I am John's Wife. Clearly he had to go out

and get a mistress, because I could not please him. I am terribly

sorry for being a stupid whore, and not being a good wife.

I am soo sorry to the mistress for not thanking her for keeping

my husband happy when I couldn't".

Onika

Good children. Now let's break the news to Dale.

Now, I have some medical bandages to cover up those

bullet wounds you did yourself.

Rabby

Can you let us go

Onika

Sure honey, as soon as we tell my

husband Dale. But first, I'm feeling a little...

crazy. And I think you two are. I know for a fact

you two haven't sexed each other in like a month.

So, I'ma let you guys get two it.

Rabby

I hope you're joking

Onika

Do this look like a joking face? Now i would hate to have

to force you, cuz my 45 ain't nice.

[yelling] Do it now!

[scared, Big & Rabby Start to engage in intercourse]

Onika

Hmm, may I join?

Duhhhh

[she starts to laughs]

[Onika calls Dale]

Onika

Honey. Good morning.

I'm on my way

Dale

You got my breakfast right?

Onika

Yesssss.

Dale

OK, see you soon.

Mr. Big

So, you're gonna bring us along?

Onika

Of course, we do have a confession.

You see you might have though i was just doing this

for fun, but we are gonna get to the main event.

To confess to your son how you were fucking his wife.

Man! This is good, I couldn't have wrote it better myself!

Rabby

Please, I just want to go home.

Onika

And I wanted to just settle this on

a good note but motherfuckers

be tryna play me!

Rabby

No one is--

Onika

Shut up! Now get in the Goddamn car

before I pistol whip yo ass, and shoot his dick off!

Mr. Big

It's OK. We'll be fine,

don't worry.

Onika

Now why is you lying to that poor woman?

Scene 11

Sex, Secrets & Crime

[They arrive at the house;Onika opens door

with gun in her hand]

Onika

Dale, Come down here please.

Dale

Hey honey

[he notices the gun]

why the hell do you

have a gun?

Onika

You may enter!

Dale

What the hell!

Why are they beat up like this?!

What is going on Onika!

Onika

Ya see, you wanna know what's going on

I'm having an affair with your father.

Dale

What!? I swear to God, this Betta

be a fucking joke.

Mr. Big

No son, it isn't. I'm Sorry.

Onika

Now you wanna speak up!

Dale

OK Th--this is real fucking crazy.

Why is she here!

Onika

[mocking]

Oh honey, did you think I wasn't gonna let her

be here for this confession.

Oh yea, guess what

your gonna be a uncle.

Dale

I can't believe this.

Onika

Yup, I'm preggers!

Yay. And It's Daddy Big's

Dale

Wow. So how long has this been going on?

Onika

About a year. All those "trips" to

the store. Yea right. I love him.

Rabby

No you don't. That is insane for you to even think

that. That is my husband. Over my dead body

will you ever--

[she shoots Rabby in the head]

Mr. Big

Nooooo! Noooo![crying hysterically]

I'm sorry. Please I'm sorry. Just don't kill my son.

I am sooooo sorry Rabby

Onika

OK, so I guess IT will be over her dead body?

[she starts laughing]

Dale

[crying] What did I do to deserve this.

Please Nicky, just stop this.

Onika

No! I hate you. I haven't loved you in 2 years.

Why do you think we don't make love no more!?

I loved your father for the longest.

Dale

Dad how could you!?!

I never would have thought

you of all people would do this to me!

Mr. Big

Words can't describe how sorry

I am.

Dale

Fuck you

Onika

I can make that happen.

Ha-Ha Ha-Ha!

Dale

I loved you, I did everything for you.

Gave you anything you wanted.

Onika

Oh God. Save that bullshit, this is not a movie.

[she turns to talk to Big;Dale try to run up on her]

[Onika gets knocked down by Dale]

Onika

Son of a bitch!

[Big & Dale Run to get the gun]

Onika

Back the hell up!

[She pulls out the pepper spray from her pocket.

Sprays it in the air and around their face]

Onika

That's it! I tried to be nice!

[She shoots Dale in the stomach;he starts to die]

Mr. Big

Noooooooo![starts crying hysterically]

You bitch! I hate you!!

Onika

I loved you big!

I just wanted to tell them about us, and we

could have had a family. But know, you wanted to be mean

& unreasonable. Wanting an abortion, wanting me to just

go away.

Dale

[gasping for air;starts to speak]

Dad...I forgive you. I love you

Mr. Big

[crying]

Thank you son, I love you too

Onika

The only three words I ever wanted you to say.

If I can't have you...no one can can.

BANG!

[She shoots Big]

Dale

[crying]

This is horrible. Why Onika?

Onika

Don't you get it?

Now at least we'll be in a better place.

You'll find someone in heaven.

And I can finally be with him.

Forever.

[she shoots herself in the head]

THE END