Dear Sir Whiskers the Great,
Today is Saturday and do you know why today is special?! Oh right forgot, you can't speak because you are a piece of leather with pieces of paper stuck in it. Oh sorry about that, didn't mean it. Back to why today is special...
Today my parents are supposedly taking me to my surprise. Which means it could be the pet store! I'm so excited! I'm going to bring you with me so that I can write while I'm in the car. I'll write every single clue down to where we are going. MWAHAHAH MY PARENTS CAN NEVER KEEP SECRETS FROM ME!!!
Oh! I hear my parents calling!
I'm now in the car Sir Whiskers, we are staring to drive on the street where that bookshop is. This is the time I usually fall asleep so I can't get any clues for now. I just yawned Sir Whiskers but I ..will...not..fall asleep. OK maybe I will...
Oh no! I fell asleep and wasted a good 10 minutes of clue-acquiring. Dangit! But wait we are stopping at the mall where a pet store is there! I'm really excited now! My mom is telling me to put you away for now and leave you in the car. I will tell you later if I get a real Sir Whiskers the Great.
Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok. Don't ask why I am writing "Ok". Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok. I am not ok. I am actually ELATED (did I use that right because I just looked up words that mean overly happy in the dictionary).
So my theory was correct.....I HAVE A CAT NOW. I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF NO LONGER. CAT CAT CAT CAT. It's just so fluffy and white and fluffy. Sorry I am blubbering too much, back to business.
Ok so I have a cat and it's a cute one too. Whenever she looks at you with those big, glistening eyes, you can't help but cuddle with her. Oh yes I did use "her" and "she". It's a lady, and I cannot use the name Sir Whiskers the Great anymore. I shall name it....LADY WHISKERS.
Oh man, Lady is stepping all over you now. Well at least you get to feel how soft she is.
I've called all my friends so far but they never called back. They actually have never talked to me on the phone before.
Well whatever, they're missing out on seeing Lady.
I have to go and feed Lady for the first time ever! Have a nice time Sir Whiskers.
Ta ta for now!
The Elated Cat Girl
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Oh, I like it! I'm going to have to go back and read the other chapters now.
But anyways, I have a few questions. This story is written in diary format, which is all well and good, but you also have her narrating events as they happen and "talking" to her fake cat. That's a little confusing.
How old is this girl? Because if she's any older than six, her parents should be getting her psychiatric help, not encouraging her by getting her a cat.
OMG. I CAN'T EVEN. *cries because it's totally about cats. But wow. You could call her a crazy cat lady for sure. I'm assuming she made some cat out of leather.. xD (and she's calling it 'sir whiskers'. How funny!)
They actually have never talked to me on the phone before.
Lol! I guess she must only live in the company of cats forever because her friends don't want to talk to her! (It proves how crazy obsessed she is! Ironic.)
I really don't have anything to complain about this, as you can see my name.. lol