Young Writers Society

Note--- this script is soooo random, you don't even know. what do you think?

*CAITLIN appears in mysterious meadow, disgruntled and in her pajamas*

CAITLIN: *rubs eyes* What the f-- *cut off by KANYE WEST and his backup singers*

KANYE WEST: *singing* How could you be so heartless...?

CAITLIN: Heyy, it's Kanye We-- *cut off yet again as K. WEST (and backups) disappear* ... Oh. That's wonderful.... Now, where am I?

MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Bella? Come here and---

*EDWARD CULLEN comes at CAITLIN from behind, grabbing her shoulder, then cut off by her shreik of terror and disdain*

CAITLIN: Wah! Rape! Rape! Help! Child Mollester!

EDWARD: *screams* you're not Bella!

CAITLIN: Hell no! I would never be such a whore of a character!

EDWARD: *eyes glow red with laser vision* What did you just say about my Bella, my love, the reason for my existance?

CAITLIN: heyy, I didn't know you had laser vision! *shrugs* I called her a whore. She just wasn't that strong a character. See, she makes out with wolfy dude and likes it, says she loves both you and Jacob, and then begs you for sex. Over. And. Over. Thus: Whore.

EDWARD: What did you just say about my Bella, my love, the reason for my existance?

CAITLIN: God! The characters in your book are soooo repetitive!

GOD: I agree!

EDWARD: What did you just say about my book, the reason for my exist--

CAITLIN: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

AUTHOR: Hey, no caps! Shame on you!

*EDWARD disapeares*

CAITLIN: *mystified* That was easy...

*wanders around, trying to figure what's happening in the plot, only to be surrounded by HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL*

HSM: *singing* We're all in this together!

CAITLIN: Get the hell out of here!

HSM: *keeps singing that god-awful tune*

NARRATOR: And suddenly, a wonderful band called The Fray fell from the sky, landing by Caitlin to save the day.

CAITLIN: ZOMG! The Fray is here to save the day!!!! Yay!

THE FRAY: Wrong! *unzips suit to reveal THE JONAS BROS. and DEMI LEVATO... Or however you spell her name.

CAITLIN: Demi Levato? Well, at least you're not that bad...

*D. LEVATO morphs into HANNAH MONTANA-MILEY CYRUS*

HANNAH-MILEY: Hey, y'all!

CAITLIN: *sigh* Figures. That's just my luck.

JOE JONAS: Ewwie! I just made out with Hannah... Miley... Whatever. Rape!

HANNAH-MILEY: Mwahahaha! That's right!

CAITLIN: *disturbed* wait, I thought all you guys were supposed to be super pure and stuff...

J. JONAS: Psh, whatever.

H-M: Well, I ain't even Hannah... Miley....whatever. *Pulls off wig to reveal BILLY RAY CYRUS*

BILLY RAY: Hey, y'all!

J. JONAS: Uhhhh... *looks repulsed*

CAITLIN: oooh, epically pwned!

ZAC EFFRON: is this confession time? Cause I'm really... *twirls around, coming back as...*

BEYONCE: Single ladies!

EVERYONE ELSE: *backs away slowly*

CAITLIN: *sprints* I gotta get out of this place! *runs into LAURENT, another Twilight character*

LAURENT: I can't help myself... You're so... Mouthwatering...

CAITLIN: I'm not Bella, and this isn't New Moon! Get it right.

LAURENT: but... You look just like her...

CAITLIN: No! Look! My hair is darker, and I have bangs! Idiot.

LAURENT: ....oh. But I do need to find a snack, and you do smell like a delicious deli ham sandwich...

CAITLIN: mmm... It was really good, too...

BELLA: *materializes* My Edward left me! *sob* The reason for my existance... Gone! *more sobs*

CAITLIN: not this again! At least Laurent was a little more interesting!

LAURENT: thankyou! Now... Who should I eat.....? Both seem tasty... But I think I'll have to go with... Bobo.

CAITLIN: Bobo?

LAURENT: *shrugs* The hobo from down the street.

BELLA: Teehee! Bobo the Hobo! But... Not the reason for my exist-- *passes out*

CAITLIN and LAURENT: Wow...

*LAURENT and CAITLIN part ways*

Note: this is my first script, and I'm nervous aboub posting it I mean no offense to any of the people/characters mentioned in this script. Thanks for reading it

Rating changed to R for themes. -- Juniper