Published February 6, 2008
The story takes place in a far away land. With hills and trees as far as you
can see. A white castle sat at the top of the largest hill. Snow White and
Prince Charming were riding towards the castle on the white stallion.
Charming just rescued Snow from the fat troll that lived under the bridge.
“Thank you for saving me sweetie.” said Snow to her prince.
“I’m tired of saving your ass” said Charming under his breath.
“What? What did you say?”
“Nothing, I said nothing.”
“Anyway, we have been together for 5 months; so, when are we going to
get married?” questioned Snow. He didn’t say anything.
“Charming?”
“What?! What do you want?” Charming said angrily.
“I just wanted to know when we were getting married?”
“Can we please have quiet on the way home?”
They both were quiet on the way to the castle. Snow got off the horse and
headed in the living room when they arrived. Charming tied the horse up
and walked were Snow was.
“Clean up around here, his palace is a mess.” ordered Charming.
“The maids can take care of that so I can take care of you.” she said while putting her arms around his shoulders.
“Oh, I forgot to tell you that I fired the maids and cooks.” he explained while throwing her arms off of him.
“Why?”
“Why pay them when I have you do it for free?” laughed Charming.
“I can’t do this by myself! Are you going to help me?”
“Fuck no. Call up your damn animal friends to help you. And tell them to
don’t shit on my floor.” Charming said as he started to walk away.
“Where are you going?” asked Snow.
“None of your business.” he said as he walked out the door.
A year past and Snow and Charming still didn’t get married.
Charming was coming back from a long trip. He still looked young and
fresh, but Snow White gained weight and lost her beautiful glow. Charming
now called her Off White to piss her off.
“Where have you been? You’ve been gone for 5 days!” screamed Snow.
“Who the fuck you yelling at?” he said in her face.
“I’m going to leave you.” Snow said seriously,"And where are you going to go?”
“The same place were I have sex because I'm not gettin' any from you! You are fat. I don't want to
have sex with a fat bitch! That is why I leave for some time, so I can fuck other princesses.”
“Who?”
“Sleeping Beauty. All I had to do to get some was to wake her up out of her
sleep. I left her and went to a party and that is were I met my girlfriend
Cinderella. All I had to do was to get a shoe from Payless and give it to
her.”
“You are heartless! Well, you can go with her while I go to the cottage in
the woods” said Snow.
“To the dwarfs? They are so little, they can’t provide you with nothing! Not
sexually anyway” screamed Charming.
“Don’t let their size fool you.” exclaimed Snow,” I can’t wait to go back to
Doc, Dopey, Sneezy, and the rest of the crew.”
“Bye Sleezy!” shouted Charming.
So they went on their separate ways. Prince Charming married Cinderella
and Snow White went back to live with the 7 dwarfs who sung “Hi Hoe!”
when she returned. And I guess they lived happily ever after.
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im a little confused who's supposed to be talking when. the first one is Charming, and then Snow says I'm going to leave u, and then The Prince says where are you going to go? and then Snow says she has sex with other princesses?
im pretty sure you meant for Prince Charming to say that last bit. The way this is spaced or something is confusing.
but other than that, it was really origional, and an interesting idea. Very funny. Good job. =D
You're welcome
OMG!!! I almost peed my pants in laughter! That was a good laugh!
Thanks for that!
Wow! That was really messed up! This story was very funny, unpredictable, very demented, and pretty good. But what happens between Charming and Cinderella? Well, anyway, keep up the good (yet messed up) work!
This was hysterical!!! There were some grammatical errors, but I loved the writing style. My friend is actually sitting next to me, and I told him he could choose which story to read. He chose this one and I'm glad because I still can't stop laughing. The funniest line was probably the one about how Charming now calls her Off White. I would have never thought of that! You did an awesome job!
OMFG!
This was so hysterical!
I'm laughing so hard, I think I'm crying... scratch that: I AM crying!
You are a genius! I love it when the stories are twisted and spun around differently. They give a whole new perspective on what people consider a happily ever after.
~Kiley
thank you
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This was hysterically funny! I love it when people add on or put a twist to fairy tales. This was so funny, because it kind of shows that Prince Charming is a traitor, since he went with snow white, cinderella, aurora, and all of the other fairy-tale-princesses. If you noticed, he really did, haha.
I love it, thumbs up and star for this peice!
Thank you Aedomir! I will make sure I will correct the errors.
I loved this! It was hilarious!
I could just picture this scene, and more or less everything that was going on. The fact that it was mostly dialogue added to the characters, and they weren't just talking heads which can be a difficlut thing to pull off sometimes.
Question mark?
Alright, so the grammar was a bit iffy in places, but aside frm that I thought you did a great job here! The writing style was unique, certianly.
Not much more to say! Loving it!
Keep writing!
~Mark~
Thanks Big Bad Bear!
Hehe. Mori took the words out of my mouth. That was everything that I was going to say. Charming was a bit foul-mouthed, but it was funny nonetheless.
Yeah. The double spacing between the lines I thought was a bit awkward. but yeah. It was a great story.
-Jared
Thank you all for reading my story and liking it. I'm here to please the people!
Great story! I love it, but Prince Charming is a little vulgar though. But then, he's what makes the story funny.
I like this version of Snow White better than Disney's.
It's a bit more realistic, adding to the story's charm.
Great job!
Nice job! Very humorous. I was smiling all the way through it, sometimes even bursting out in laughter occasionally. I love how you flipped the fairy tale side of things so it wasn't as cute and pretty as it normally is.
Keep Writing!
I honestly laughed my ass off. If this was suppose to be a greater piece of work or just for fun, I don't know. If it was serious then might I suggest a serious description of scenes? The only details are plot related. And while I thought it was funny, the dialog could use some reworking..harsh language alone may make something funny, but that's all it will do...especially if the language is excessive.
Thanks KJ.
Funny.
Another story like this will be coming out in around April or May. Get ready! If you have a suggestion on what you want me to do a spoof of, feel free to tell me.
Thanks, I appreciate the marvelous comments.
Hello there!
I'm Mark nice to meet you! This is very good, I thought it was really funny. Very intersting take on a fairy tale! You really modernised it with a good comic twinge! I really like your style, so some more please!
There were parts in this where I laughed out loud! It was really good, and an excellent idea!
PM me when you do more or something similar!
Keep writing!
~D'Aedomir~
Oh wow, this was hysterical. I laughed out loud multiple times. That just made my day.
Especially loved the part about Snow White going back to the dwarves and them saying "Hi ho"
Hahaha!
Loved it!
Yeah, when they said double space, they meant double space your paragraphs.
Just for the hekkuvit, I'll put in an example.
I live in Idaho. It is the best state in the whole United States. There is no other place in the world like Idaho. I would not want to live any other place but Idaho.
The best part of Idaho is the people. Great people like Torrie Wilson, WWF Diva who fights in her underwear for your viewing entertainment; Scotty, most beautiful, charming, amazing person in the world; and Nate, the founder of YWS, all live- or at least were born- in Idaho.
W00t for Idaho.
That's kind of random, but that's what they mean by double space your paragraphs.
Thanks scotty. I spaced the lines because people told me to double space. Anyway, I will correct the errors.
Leave it to Tiger to come up with something off the wall and totally bizarre like this.
There were a few grammar errors here and there, but all in all, it was pretty clean.
The only real thing I have to complain about is the strange way you've spaced the lines. It's a little distracting, and it detracts from the funniness of your work.
Funny? I'm not sure that's quite the best word. Perhaps... grotesque?
I laughed out loud at this, probably the best line. Off White... I still laugh.
Good job.
Thank you lakegirls! I will try to write a sequel. I thought they moved it to the other fiction section.
Hi,
Wow! This story is funny, i loved it. Like someone said early though, it's in the wrong section.
Where did you ever come with an idea like this?
I think it would be cool, if you wrote a second one, or one about the other princesses.
Just my thoughts. Don't say anything mean about Belle though, she's my favorite
-lg*
Thanks darkdove! See you at lunch!!!!
this was exetremely funny, it was like shrek but funny.
Thanks y'all!!! You're real friends
*Moved to Other Fiction*
I've got it under control, it will be moved shortly.
Ask a moderator to move it for you. The moderators are the members with green names, incase you didn't know. All you should need to do is send them a PM telling them that you placed your piece in the wrong forum, and ask them to move it.
~Bella~
You took the words right out my mouth, but I don't know how to move it to the fiction area.
This is great, but it's really not in the right section. I suggest moving it to....I don't know where exactly, but this is the wrong forum. I think you'd need to PM a moderator to get it moved, unless one of them notice ahead of time.
~Bella~
Thanks sweetie! Glad you liked it. Believe it or not I wrote this while in my 4th period class.
OMG.....!!!! where di dyou get the idea for that!!!lol im bout to fall out my chair!!!!!GA girls know how to do it dont we!!!you go girl great job, whoa im bout to cry im laughing so hard!!!!!!