Riddle

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead guys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot.
A deaf police man heard the noise,
then got up to shot them boys.
If you don't believe my stories true,
ask the blind man he saw it too.

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Firestarter
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armonia
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I thought i put something that said it wasnt mine on their but i guess i didnt...I never ment to take credit for someone elses work...I just wanted to see who had heard it and who got it...sont worry...it wont happen again!!!

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bubblewrapped
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I, too, have heard it before. And I'm half a world away from xantham, so...would you care to explain? :?

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xanthan gum
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I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE


where did you get it? how long ago did you write it? because, word for word, i thought that was so cool that i pasted it into a word document once and it's still there. and yes, this is it. so i must know - is it yours?

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It....dosent make .....sence... .

Nice poem. :D
must eat chair....

Oooo, just lovely. Made me laugh. :D

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yoha_ahoy
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Reminds me of when my grandparents told me how they got to school.

It was ten miles uphill bothways, in three feet of snow in the middle of summer with no shoes or socks and a 50 pound book bag.

:D Awesome poem though. I love the rhyming. It fits very well.

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AstrangedbeaR
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lol.
i dont know whether the last line was intended to make people laugh, but it made me laugh.
anyway, i like this, its good, simple and a good riddle :)



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