I got hit by a car last Friday.
It was one of those experiences that makes you feel like someone scribbled the
word “fuck” all over you. Fuckity fuckity fuck.
The actual getting hit part wasn’t really that exciting; you know, guy swerves
‘cause he’s pissed at some lady for not moving when the light turns green, and
slams into you…it sure as hell could have been a lot gorier. But that doesn’t
change the fact that you were hit by a car last Friday.
You know, it really makes you think, things like that. One second you’re planning
exactly what you’re going to eat at the movies, and the next, you’re thinking,
“Shit, I don’t have a fucking Will and Testament”. You feel the impact of the cool
blue metal as it slams against your skin, and two seconds of blissfulness wash
over you. Most of us use it in the only way that we know: screaming at the stupid
driver who hit into us. And then, it feels as though time has stopped. Without
any warning, your brain shuts off, the only thought running through your head
“I’ve got to get home and take a fucking shower…..I’ve got to get home and take
a fucking shower……..”. The guy jumps out of the car yelling at you, something
about how he had to swerve ‘cause the lady gave him the finger, and then asks if
you’re okay, by which time you’re so far gone that the only response you can thing
of is “I’m fine, I’ve got to get home and take a fucking shower….” And then, you
stupidly get back up and walk across the street, where the crossing lady for the
elementary school kids grabs your arm and forces you to a stop. “Did that guy
just hit you?” You blink stupidly at them and mutter, “I’m fine, I’ve got to get
home and take a fucking shower.” And they stare at you, and sit you down, and
call the police, while you sit on the sidewalk and stare right back at them. “I’m
fine, I’ve got to get home and take a fucking shower”. But it seems as though no
one cares about your hygiene problems. “Jesus Christ kid, are you sure you’re
okay? Where did you get hit?”…and you can’t understand why they are making
such a huge deal about it…..it wasn’t really anything, just a car….. The paramedics
are called, a dozen police show up. Apparently the guy that hit you disappeared,
do you remember the license plate? Car type? And all you can mumble is “No”
because you can’t honestly remember anything except that the guy was fat. The
police keep repeating, “We know you can’t drive, but do you have any idea how
fast he was going?” as if the idea of not having your drivers license yet entitles
you to be totally ignorant of the rules of the road. And yet, you shake your head
“no” and shrug, because you weren’t expecting the guy to hit into you and you
didn’t stick your head in to his car to check the speed odometer before he
slammed into you. A dozen people ask you your name, and shake your hand, and
ask you if you are okay. “I’m fine, can I go home now?” And they say, “Just a
little longer”, and take three different photos of you, one of your front, one of
your side, and one of your back, which makes feel like they are taking pictures of
your ass. And then, at last, they shake their heads in that I-can’t-believe-you-
survived way, and tell you that you can go home, as long as you promise to call
this number if you remember anything or your ribs really start to hurt. You unlock
the door to your house, and sit down on your bed, and pick up the phone. “Hi,
Vicky? I just got hit by a car….I don’t think I’m going to make it tonight…..Yeah,
I’m fine…..have a good time with Jesse and the others……Okay, I’ll see you on
Monday…bye”. And then you put the phone down on the hook and look out the
window, and realize that you could have been killed. Maybe if you had not
touched your brakes seconds before the guy turned, you would have had full front
on impact. And for a several seconds, you stare out the window and think of how
everything that you’ve ever wanted to do would have never been done, and you
never would have gone to college, and never have lived in London, and you never
would have become a film director. For one second, you realize that you could be
dead right now, at this moment, being wheeled off in some ambulance to the
morgue. The shock rolls over you. And then, you see the guy across the street
come out of his house and pick up the hose, exchanging nods with the old women
in the tracksuit, just like they have done every day of the last fifteen years that
you have lived here. And you realize that no one knows, no one cares. You are
going to go back to school on Monday, and you will be treated the way you have
always been treated. The world will go on eating, and sleeping, and it almost
amazes you. You aren’t self-absorbed; you weren’t expecting the world to stop,
and yet…….you were just hit by a car!….one milli-second later, and you would have
been killed!!!…..can’t you expect some sort of acknowledgment?!?! Your cat walks
in and lets out a glass-shattering yowl, and it just seems so funny to you that you
almost died, and yet he’s still hungry.
And you feel small.
For the first time, you really realize just how huge the world is. So many different
people, coming and going, you’re lucky that anyone stopped at all, stopped and
took the time to realize that they had, in fact, just hit a human being. Suddenly,
you know that on Monday, when your second period teacher asks how you’re
weekend went, you will reply with the customary, “Fine”, and you will pull out
your notebook, and write down the homework, and probably never mention that
you were hit by a car. And you know, that while playing “I’ve Never” with your
friends at Christmas, you will leave your finger sticking out when someone says
“I’ve never been hit by a car”, and you will not show any sign that you are lying,
and you will never, under any conditions, fold your finger in. You almost died, and
yet your life will go on, and you suddenly realize that you don’t honestly care if no
one ever finds out that you got hit by a car today. Time stops for nobody. And so,
you will get off your bed, and walk into the kitchen, and flip on the light to find
something to eat. And that night, as you are brushing your teeth, you will turn
around and a thought will strike you; you still haven’t taken that goddamn shower.
But instead, you will wander back into your room and sit down at your computer
and write what has happened to you, and perhaps you will publish it somewhere
labeled as “anonymous”. And then, when your time to die really does come, you
will smile in your last second, because a piece of you will always remain
somewhere on this earth. And you will be satisfied, because even though no one
else may ever know about it, you always will, and the thought will strengthen you
for whatever may come next.
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