I can't belive i am wearing this stupid outfit! I am in red armor with boots that are incredibly stiff. I have a red sheild that has pointy corners. I am like a little red dot in the middle of this black sea. I am surrounded by soldiers in black armor with axes that are six feet tall. I am having the worst day ever, my army, who is also red, is ticked off at me for helping this one black armored guy that was in prison escape. Now they want me yo go and kill him to regain my "honor".
There he is. He dramaticly stepped out of the crowd like he was in some western movie where a cowboy shoots the sheriff.
"You lookin' for me?" he asked in a texan accent with a tip of his helmet.
"Got that right, punk." He kicked his spurs and withdrew his axe. I drew out mine and it was embarassingly small compared to his. He swung his axe and it missed my head by inches. I slammed my shield into his jaw like an uppercut in a boxing match. He stummbled to the ground.
I stabbed the dirt where he had just been laying seconds before. He kicked me off my feet, my sword still stuck in the ground. He swung his axe over his head and came down on my shield, which broke into millions of pieces on impact.
There i was, lying there, unarmed and undefended. I had to act fast, or i could get killed.